UnfortunateDoorHinge

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UnfortunateDoorHinge,

Outside the US it’s uncommon to require insurance on the property.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

Don’t count your hens I remember when all the consoles had backwards compatibility, until they didn’t.

UnfortunateDoorHinge, (edited )

Years ago on twitter some random disabled guy called Dutton a “rape apologist”, and got sued to oblivion and utterly destroyed his life and family.

This guy is a monster.

Luckily he thinks he can become prime minister without the “woke left city dwellers” (most Australians live in cities), and is pushing a ludicrous nuclear energy agenda that is devoid of financial or environmental logic. So I’m fairly confident Albo will get re-elected.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

Tasmania election, the Labor leader immediately conceded defeat and didn’t want to entertain the idea of forming a coalition with anyone, especially the Greens. I mean like, what a loser, by her own choosing.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

In Australia we believe in equality, so I’ll piss off all the states.

Victoria : “afDanistan”, wokeville. Small latte drinkers who don’t have a driver’s licence. Labourers and Stop/Go people on $200,000.

New South Wales: dumb boomers on $3m property. Driving at 80kmh on their Learner drivers plates. Shit at rugby. Sydney nightlife ends at 9pm.

South Australia: “oh yeah I have an auntie there I think.” Nothing to do. Their water tastes funny. Churches everywhere. Weird 1.5hr timezone.

Western Australia: If you want to know why there’s a wait time for Toyota’s, it’s bloody WA buying them all. Full of cashed up bogans in lifted land cruisers. Have to watch footy at lunch time because they are 3 timezones away. If you are anti social and don’t mind a 6hr drive to anywhere live there.

Tasmania: 10 people live there with a mild sense of imbreeding. Looks kinda nice, but why would you go to Tassy if you can go to New Zealand for the same price.

Northern Territory: biggest employers, the mines and Pine Gap (the CIA base). Otherwise it’s Australia’s poverty lane.

Australian Capital Territory: Australia’s Uni campus. A concrete jungle, a tiny town where we keep the big wigs who are driven everywhere in black BMWs or Camry’s.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

I can only assume hundreds of thousands of mostly young female actresses rely on pornhub for their income stream. And people think Republicans don’t have a women problem.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

The Bible is where I get my BDSM kicks.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

If people think porn is too “accessible”, look up New York Time’s Square in the 70s and early 80s. The whole town was practically porn central.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

“So Mr President what has your government done for young families and in particular childcare and parental leave on your 4 years that will rally up the democratic base come 2024?”

“Taxes? Isn’t this the line for Metallica?”

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

They’re minors. In the UK and most of the developed world, you cannot give life without parole to a minor.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

Both apparently showed no sympathy during the trial. Denying they did it and accusing the other.

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