moosetwin

moosetwin, 2 months ago

idea for lemmy: sort by awful

it’s just the highest proportion of downvotes to upvotes (with some minimum upvotes/comments)

yes I do hate myself

moosetwin, 2 months ago

it also reveals that he is almost as pale as I am

moosetwin, 2 months ago

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/25ed205e-9b3d-4c88-b7bd-ec26c9688ea0.png

I couldn’t find a blank version of this template with the actual background

moosetwin, 2 months ago

it works!

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/17d0037a-fe40-4be8-8989-c5f9fbb9236b.png

moosetwin, 2 months ago

what is a GSA meeting?

moosetwin, 2 months ago

I love skycorp, very funny

moosetwin, 2 months ago

I was thinking yesterday that Adam Parkzer looks like Kim Kitsuragi: (god I hope this isn’t racist)

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/87bb0ba0-901a-430c-ab56-dc22b671e7f5.png

moosetwin, 2 months ago

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/fc0c3a73-147c-4576-ad7c-2da202cb1d9a.png

moosetwin, 2 months ago

Genericization

moosetwin, 2 months ago

Solitaire and Minesweeper still exist, but they were replaced with ad-filled versions

moosetwin, 2 months ago

https://i.imgur.com/clNVLrH.gif

https://i.imgur.com/CCqcAva.gif

https://i.imgur.com/fbpwO7U.gif

https://i.imgur.com/vBVx2t8.gif

https://i.imgur.com/quRuaeU.gif

https://i.imgur.com/jd0J1Hr.gif

https://i.imgur.com/xN7M6ck.gif

I have more but I’m not high enough for this shit

moosetwin, 2 months ago

But enough talk, have at you!

moosetwin, 2 months ago

there is actual potential harm when feeding birds, they can spread disease and become reliant on humans for food, if you want to do crimes pirate a game or something instead

moosetwin, 2 months ago

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/a8e9c9e3-464f-4ee2-a089-602436cca8f7.png

moosetwin, 2 months ago

I LOVE YOUTUBE AUTOGENERATED CAPTIONS

I WANT TO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON BECAUSE THE CAPTIONS HAVE THE SAME DISABILITY THAT I HAVE AND YOUTUBE REMOVED COMMUNITY CAPTIONS

moosetwin, 2 months ago

There isn’t, my bad for not making that clearer.

moosetwin, 2 months ago

hmm yes clearly not autogenerated

https://i.imgur.com/3UfBSn2.png

these are all from the first 5 minutes of the video

the 6th and 7th screenshots were cropped to remove capitalization which I was not referring to in the ‘should not be capitalized’ section

moosetwin, 2 months ago

yeah I made it in MS paint

moosetwin, 2 months ago

actually exciting news

moosetwin, 2 months ago

vore

moosetwin, 2 months ago

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

moosetwin, 2 months ago

some funny ones from my music playlist:

• you are an idiot! with a boner
• we’ll meet again with a boner
• here we are with a boner
• turbo killer with a boner
• invaders must die with a boner
• the penis with a boner
• the moon with a boner
• mr. green with a boner
• bones with a boner
• bla bla bla with a boner
• bugs with a boner
• accordion with a boner
• the boys are back in town to kill you with a boner
• I expect you to die with a boner
• the whole town’s laughing at my boner
• right behind you with a boner
• reasoning with a boner
• the devil went down to georgia with a boner
• vaudeville villain with a boner
• down under with a boner
• the fog is coming with a boner
• in the house, in a heartbeat, with a boner
• duel with a boner (made by heaven pierce her with a boner)
• gods will be watching with a boner
• strong desire with a boner
• instant crush with a boner
• face to face with a boner
• clubbed to death with a boner
• dirty boy with a boner
• ascend with a boner
• don’t be a fool with a boner
• dare to be stupid with a boner
• 3 months with a boner
• handy with a boner

moosetwin, 2 months ago

I was cackling the entire time I was writing these

moosetwin, 2 months ago

I feel like this is a post I’d see on feedthememes

“what is this and how do I get rid of it?”

moosetwin, 2 months ago

the aftertaste is awful and the sugar in them gives me headaches

just one more

moosetwin, 2 months ago

You’re in a regular car, the thing in front of you is a “Light Truck”

moosetwin, 2 months ago

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

moosetwin, 3 months ago

Does anyone know of any Sublinks instances? The main page for it speaks in present tense, but I haven’t found any active instances. (aside from the demo, of course)

I apologize for my stupidity:

this is mehttps://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/22113ffa-4584-49dc-9138-f59031eb538c.png

moosetwin, 3 months ago

embed failure! laugh at lemmy for not allowing me to upload the video directly

moosetwin, 3 months ago

yes that photo of naked jerms is actually real

also here’s a funny clip (unrelated)

moosetwin, 3 months ago

me when I am overstimulated

moosetwin, 3 months ago

Jerma

https://i.imgur.com/H8teiRl.gif

moosetwin, 3 months ago

it’s almost as if there was a 196 community on reddit as well

moosetwin, 3 months ago

And no, I don’t have a career …

I wonder why /s

moosetwin, 3 months ago

no I can’t, when I remove it, people think I am serious (this has happened to me before)

moosetwin, 3 months ago

your writing style reminds me a lot of the game depression quest, I like it

(I apologize for this comment not being all that relevant to the post, I can’t think of anything else I’d like to add to the discussion)

moosetwin, 3 months ago

please do read it, this feels important

moosetwin, 3 months ago

all these ‘not reading this’ comments make me feel sad

I understand why people don’t want to read it (long post/wall of text) but I care about this intensely

moosetwin, 3 months ago

It is a real file, I think I got it from archive.org

moosetwin, 3 months ago

fuck yeah

moosetwin, 3 months ago

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

the name of the gameRimworld

moosetwin, 3 months ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/P-J7LjpW4_UAAAAC/meme.gif

moosetwin, 3 months ago

Nice shootin’! Try another one.

moosetwin, 3 months ago

fuck yeah I love distressingmemes

moosetwin, 3 months ago

I thought most plankton looked like small bugs though?