postmateDumbass

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postmateDumbass,

They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

OP is saltier than the clams.

postmateDumbass,

Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?

postmateDumbass,

The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.

postmateDumbass,

Yes, i am a cunning linguist.

postmateDumbass,

I am not into beastiality, sir.

postmateDumbass,

Everyone remember that whole part about never having a king? That the US had a president INSTEAD of a king?

Jesus.

Read the fucking Declaration of Independance into the case record.

postmateDumbass,

Honestly, its amazing how hard and often the Dems and their base eat their own tail.

Who is this org going to support now?

Will LGBTQ switch alegiences from Trans to Trump?

Pretty sure those two Ts are not compatible.

Last i checked.

postmateDumbass,

Damn that Dutch Oven!

postmateDumbass,

Such a beautiful description of Rand Paul.

Its like he knows the rught way but will not act that way unless paid to.

Very liberdashian.

postmateDumbass,

You should have claimed typo, meaning to have typed “mime”

postmateDumbass,

POW, BAM, KAPOW!!

postmateDumbass,

I wish we still had Trevor Moore.

Yes, a different Trevor.

E.g. youtu.be/fn3g21Yfd18

Can you imagine part 2 to that?

Or what he would do with the trump saga?

postmateDumbass,

He is the first Republican leader since Boehner to have a gonad related name.

Its a calling card of the old money side of the party.

postmateDumbass,

Justice Long Dong Silver was too busy in Mitch McConnell’s sex dungeon and missed his private flight?

postmateDumbass,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b258da2-5e0f-4966-88bf-9217a7e04b3c.jpeg

postmateDumbass,

I think Humers is smiling for a different reason…

postmateDumbass,

Except more Biblical

postmateDumbass,

Well a real AI would have posted that link after making up that website. Ever think of that?

postmateDumbass,

Then Okra gets a local Chicago afternoon TV show…

postmateDumbass,

They Might Be Primus

postmateDumbass,

Nah, its the avacado toast.

postmateDumbass,

The West is exposed as full of shit M.B.A.s that will sell thier families for anything above market value.

postmateDumbass,

No abandoned shoes, no death.

postmateDumbass,

Unfolding over the next 50 yesrs?

postmateDumbass,

Dude is stupid, but hung.

postmateDumbass,

During puberty,.God laughed. A lot.

postmateDumbass,

Mandatory #1 hit in all of Chechnya

Edit: nsfw without headphones

postmateDumbass,

Are we going to see blacked out USA flags with an orange stripe?

postmateDumbass,

This group has been masturbating to Red Dawn, shouting Wolerines! as thry orgasm, for 40 years now.

postmateDumbass,

Needs more dinosaur

postmateDumbass,

Taken from a screenshot of 1970s Jesus Christ Superstar movie.

postmateDumbass,

Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.

postmateDumbass,

Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.

Ukraine packed a Cessna-style plane with explosives, added remote controls and kamikaze’d it into a Russian drone factory 600 miles away (www.forbes.com)

In a sharp escalation of its drone campaign targeting strategic industries deep inside Russia, Ukraine seems to have fitted Cessna-style light planes with remote controls, packed them with explosives and flown at least one of them more than 600 miles to strike a Russian factory in Yelabuga, 550 miles east of Moscow....

postmateDumbass,

You mean an Indigenous Peoples Hatchet Missle?

postmateDumbass,

Original plans called for a Boeing, but Ukraine knows better than the FAA.

postmateDumbass,

They have windows…

postmateDumbass,

smithsonianmag.com/…/the-notorious-flight-of-math…

postmateDumbass,

Probably best to put a camp toilet in the back seat and then just toss the bag out the window then.

Dems who censured Rep. Tlaib over Palestine comments largely silent on GOP Rep's call for nukes (www.thehandbasket.co)

I reached out to spokespeople for all 22 Democrats Monday morning with a simple inquiry: I wanted to know if they planned to make a statement or take any sort of action—like a censure—against Rep. Walberg for his call for the destruction of Gaza....

postmateDumbass,

She should have called to purchase a sqadron or two of F-16s

postmateDumbass,

That’s not true, they are concealing their joy, not cheering publicly.

postmateDumbass,

4.8 rating on Lyft

postmateDumbass,

Old times: people did the good drugs

New times: drug tests

postmateDumbass,

Also those grease bomb refugees that were 5-15 during the 90s?

They were 25-35 for the '10-'20 pivot.

They never had a chance…

postmateDumbass,

youtu.be/FHqcNj0Pv6c

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postmateDumbass,

Are you positive, man?

postmateDumbass,

Not the same person.

I started out thinking General Dumbass but thought that was too presumptuous and militaristic.

But that bit just read like a Deep Thought.

postmateDumbass,

No baseball hat.

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