Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.
Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
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Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
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I don’t get it
LodeMike, Clam
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What I see here is an intentional play on words and guess what? There literally is one Clam Meditation playlist.
I know the internet has dumbed down our humour senses with videos, but how does anyone look at this and not see it as an obvious and intentional dad joke?
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azvasKvklenko, What if it’s not typo, but actual playlist for meditating clam?
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“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long
dependencyinjection, Well it will live on for immortality online.
jaybone, Now we are talking about their ad.
Somethingcheezie, Clam down there brother
Gakomi, (edited ) I would not care and I tell you why, I did not understood why the same thing was written twice I had to read the title again in order to pay more attention and realize what the problem was !!!
LemmyFeed, You might be dyslexic!
Also that playlist might be yours.
Willy, isn’t that a picture of a scallop?
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Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.
Legend, Petah ?
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I thought the typo was going to be ‘calm mediation’ at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.
PonyOfWar, Those 2019 people were just another year away from finding out what an actually crazy year looks like.
trolololol, 2020 enters the chart
Hold my beer
Sam_Bass, Long as its not linked to an individual, no big thing
afox, In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.
postmateDumbass, They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
OP is saltier than the clams.
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Dude, have you ever talked to a clam?
postmateDumbass, Yes, i am a cunning linguist.
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The mollusc type of clam, not the lady front bottom type of clam!
postmateDumbass, I am not into beastiality, sir.
huginn, 8 million is dramatically underselling how many people live in the metro area - that’s only the city limits.
JCreazy, Spotify is making money off that typo.
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