Games rule
Jyek, I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.
Skkorm, Liber-Tea
TastyWheat, Freedom fills my phone screen this day!
tuxtey, FOR SUPER EARTH!
UnrepententProcrastinator, Silence! space cadet!
Voroxpete, The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the “Security” side, so I’m golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn’t fucking touch my ass.
AngryCommieKender, So, I hear you’re joining the IDF?
/j
unphazed, Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn’t really have laws I suppose), murder…
Bytemeister, Greek Calling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.
potentiallynotfelix, 
Earth defense force!
ezures, Do we even have court martial? Is throwing a eagle napalm strike a “war crime”? Does it matter, if I die to a friendly 380mm barrage in the next 4 minutes?
Bytemeister, Greek It does matter. Dishonarable conduct will prevent your family from elevating to Class A (the most equal) citizen status.
DrMango, Mining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living
normacenva, For rock and stone!
Bytemeister, Greek For Karl!
skulblaka, 
Yeah… Have you actually looked at our gear list with a critical eye recently? Brother we’re getting arrested for everything there is.
DrMango, Scout had it coming.
Epicmulch, Id get a medal for defending democracy.
NeroC_Bass, I’m doing my part to spread democracy!
frankenswine, i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside
sidgames5, Building without a permit
couggod, Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
TheRagingGeek, Balatro is a hell of a game
CileTheSane, 
Pretty sure a standard poker deck doesn’t have 4 copies of the Queen of Hearts.
RebekahWSD, 
Walking into a casino, and going, behold, my royal flush!
An Ace, Queen, Jack, and a Nine, with their suits rubbed away. One is made of glass. There’s a rock at the end with a little red stamp.
Underwaterbob, I may have harvested my beets a little late.
hactar42, And I thought I was a hardened criminal for sticking a bunch of beets in the mayor’s fridge.
Underwaterbob, You monster!
polysics, Eradicating an entire species of bugs
TheOgreChef, I think you mean SPREADING DEMOCRACY.
eldoom, They’re not going to threaten our lifestyles!
Chuckf1366, Sweet liberty, my leg!
potentiallynotfelix, So I see people talking about helldivers 2 so I guess that’s the right answer but the Earth defense force games match the same bug killing description
polysics, I was talking about Deep Rock Galactic Survivor
Fluke, Dispensing Freedom.
rug_burn, Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs… as a potato
Donjuanme, Fuck the angler. I’d Jack over the angler any day. I’m more of a masochist man myself.
Dabundis, Public inebriation, disturbing the peace
(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)
MystikIncarnate, Rock and stone!
Favorite class?
Dabundis, Driller, but only by a little. They’re all such a blast
MystikIncarnate, I’m split between engineer and scout.
But you’re right, they’re all quite good.
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