Snake on a bullet train causes rare railway delay in Japan | CNN
gamermanh, Holy shit the “don’t use your snake to keep the door open” sign was there for a reason?!?!
I’ll try to remember to link the picture I took of it here when I get home from work, that’s a real thing
bradorsomething, The snake never got a back story. Why does the water bottle get a back story but not the snake?
The snake kills like fifty people in the movie, it deserves a back story!
helenslunch, 
Came here for Snakes on a Plane references. Well done.
jerryh100, 🚅🐍😱😱😱
bratosch, Everything is a Cinematic Universe nowadays
Deebster, 
An absolute gift to headline writers.
simplejack, 
Weird. I thought this would be a thread of Throw Mama Off the Train references.
Wahots, 
Too damn sultry on the platform.
GeneralEmergency, OWWEENN
aeronmelon, Deleted scene from the Brad Pitt movie.
ech, (edited ) Snakes on a -
✕ Plane
✓ Train
✕ Automobile
marcos,
- Boat
- Rocket
- Submarine
- Space Station
- Planet
- Brain
There are many, many movies still to be made.
FooBarrington, Don’t forget:
- McClane
The Die-Hard crossover
TheFriar, Snakes on a McClane?
Blaster_M, Everyone quoting SLJ here, but this train … has melons
HubertManne, I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!
Corkyskog, I wonder what that is in Japanese slang
Zehzin, 
I’ve had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking shinkansen
evidences, I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday train!
pikmeir, 俺様はヘビも飛行機も大嫌いだ！
FlyingSquid, 
Damn it, I was wondering where I’d left Larry. Sorry everyone.
homesweethomeMrL, Larry! That scamp!
FlyingSquid, Right? Always escaping from my briefcase when I’m on the bullet train!
RestrictedAccount,
Kolanaki, 
I would actually be all for having snakes fighting monkeys on the Monday to Friday train. Certainly would be much more entertaining going to and from work.
dumbass, 
You say that until you have to watch a snake slowly eat the monkey, then it becomes awkward.
Kolanaki, Only if the monkey stops fighting.
jnplch, If you see Brad Pitt, better get off that train.
xmunk, That or just stand directly behind him - his luck will protect you.
jordanlund, 
Be the water bottle.
givesomefucks, If only it was a plane they’d have known what to do…
lurch, they can now make the sequel Snakes On A Train and claim it’s based on this real life event 😆
givesomefucks, I just want Samuel Jackson to full commit and make a Sam-I-am cinematic universe where snakes are on everything from Green Eggs and Ham
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