AgentGrimstone

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AgentGrimstone,

They were looking for someone to play Martin Luther King.

AgentGrimstone,

No, the MLK part was my own shitpost contribution. But yes it was being taking out of context. The article says they don’t hire white men for “specific roles.”

AgentGrimstone,

Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3

AgentGrimstone,

Seems like that one youtube channel won the recent algorithm lottery.

AgentGrimstone,

In a way, it’s kindaworse he’s making it free. He’s not profiting from it, he’s just screwing the other guy for no reason.

AgentGrimstone,

I hope this is just one of those fake rage bait signs

AgentGrimstone,

I say just dive into the real souls games. Like everyone else, I recommend Elden Ring or DS3 (don’t worry about skipping the first 2 games, you won’t get the story anyway, most people don’t lol).

If you insist on trying something to ease you in, I actually recommend Tales of Iron. It’s a 2D game but the combat is very souls like in the sense that it’s challenging and you have to learn enemy timing and attack patterns.

AgentGrimstone,

I could have waited it out probably another 2-3 years if I wasn’t gifted one. Still have LOTS of PS4 titles I’ve been meaning to play. In fact, most of the games I play on my PS5 are PS4 games.

AgentGrimstone,

It’s very easy to do this in Photoshop now. Literally two clicks.

AgentGrimstone,

This is why I have a separate gaming only email. If all they’re asking for is an email, sure, they can have it.

AgentGrimstone,

Calls are for emergencies, complicated conversations, and my mom. For everything else, just text me.

AgentGrimstone,

My parents made the choice to live farther from the rest of the clan 20 years ago and it was a good decision. Today, everyone over there is at each other’s throats or not on speaking terms. Us on the otherhand, they all love us. Not because we’re great or anything, but because we have zero drama with anyone.

AgentGrimstone,

If you rotate your phone, the frog rolls over. Howww???

AgentGrimstone,

Cashiers, sure. Drivers? No thank you. If we get into a situation, I want to make sure they feel the urgency with me.

AgentGrimstone,

My first ever paid gig was drawing boobs for someone in the first grade. I wish I framed that dollar.

AgentGrimstone,

Not exactly. I sold it so I no longer had it in my posession BUT I did frame the boobs in the drawing. I cropped it in a square because I couldn’t draw hands or faces so it was only neck, boobs, and shoulders lmao

AgentGrimstone,

Never bought a ring tone. I just stuck with the default Canon in D.

AgentGrimstone,

You’re insane…for not using a spreadsheet! This thing can look so much more tidy.

AgentGrimstone,

I recommend it, this would be a great opportunity to learn. It shouldn’t be too bad, you have a pretty basic document so you won’t need to use any complicated features. I would use it just to line things up so you can scan your list easier.

AgentGrimstone,

You need to be more transparent with people like that.

AgentGrimstone,

Another expert said the opposite. All you experts need to get on the same page.

AgentGrimstone,

So people can see I’m not wearing any pants? No thank you.

AgentGrimstone,

Daylight savings is what caused it in the first place. Screw daylight savings.

AgentGrimstone,

Or have your watch tell you “Great Job!” when you scratch your butt

AgentGrimstone,

I miss the electric standing desk at my old job. It also came with this skateboard thing to balance on that was pretty nice.

AgentGrimstone,

A balance board, it was just a curved board. Same idea but easier to use.

AgentGrimstone,

I went to a notary and she asked me “Do I sign here?” I didn’t even know what a notary was, let alone what they’re supposed to do.

AgentGrimstone,

We have two kinds: long and narrow fork and a short and wide fork. I always swap the narrow for the wide.

I also have a thing with the plates. I really don’t like using the ones that don’t have a design on them. There’s just something off about using a blank plate.

AgentGrimstone,

My wife can still use them. She’s normal.

AgentGrimstone,

For now I’ll just roll with it but next time we go shopping for a new set, I’ll definitely take part in the decision making process. No blank plates!

AgentGrimstone,

PS5. I simply can’t go back to long loading screens.

AgentGrimstone,

A kid threw up on the bus. The worst part was he was the new kid and for weeks no one would share a seat with him. Poor guy.

AgentGrimstone,

10 hours is too much. I find 7 is the sweet spot for me.

AgentGrimstone,

Getting a logo made by randos who don’t read the design brief on Fiverr

AgentGrimstone,

You can’t just use your local shopping plane to travel across the state. That would be so embarrassing!

AgentGrimstone,

Finally started Elden Ring, about 25 hours in. I’m having a blast but why oh why is every cool weapon an STR weapon. Where my DEX weapons at??? (Not really asking, just whining)

AgentGrimstone,

I’m on console so unfortunately, no mods for me. It’s fine, Oleg keeps me company.

AgentGrimstone,

I was using the Reduvia for a little while but then I found Hookclaws which are even faster so I mostly use that now.

What I really want is an Uchigatana and I know there is one because I found a merchant selling a samurai set so no way that sword doesn’t exist. It’s gonna feel like Christmas once I come across it.

AgentGrimstone,

Yeah I’m doing a complete blind run for a genuine first time playthrough. I’m even playing offline so I don’t see player messages saying where all the secrets are but thank you for at least confirming it’s in the game. I’m planning to go back and comb through the previous zones for anything I could have missed before moving onto the eastern side of the map. Hopefully I’ll run into it, if not I don’t mind going straight for it in NG+.

Upon careful analysis of the top posts, I believe lemmy needs more unhinged text posts

man cannot live on memes and news alone. there is a void here. news stories breed reasoned discussion, generally filled with stringent, on topic remarks. memes breed tepid remarks, a step above twitter blue check replies, but little worth reading....

AgentGrimstone,

But if I do, I’ll hurt people’s feelings somehow and they won’t like me anymore!

Elden Ring is getting a free-to-play mobile version with in-app purchases (www.rockpapershotgun.com)

Action-RPG colossus Elden Ring is reportedly getting a free-to-play mobile adaptation with in-app purchases, which takes inspiration from miHoYo’s Genshin Impact. It’s being published by Tencent, who apparently acquired the licensing rights to Elden Ring back in 2022 and put a few dozen people to work on a prototype, even as...

AgentGrimstone,

I actually just ordered a physical copy the other day, I’m finally in the mood to play it. I was surprised it was $50 but still, NO RAGRETS.

AgentGrimstone,

Yeah, I don’t mind it for Elden Ring. Souls games have their way of getting me to do back to back playthroughs, something I rarely do with most games, so I know I’m going to get my money’s worth.

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