Fungah,

😲

bluewing,

Just going to leave this here for the HydroHomies - []www.youtube.com/shorts/aznnt5JB1Gg

Holzkohlen,

My body is a machine that turns tap water with a tiny bit of coke into some amount of piss.

KijinSeija,
some_guy,

When I was drinking heavily on a nightly basis, I drank massive amounts of water to keep hydrated each day. The two coworkers at my office who share the space are both a good amount younger than me. I assume they think I have old-man bladder from how often I went to the bathroom. I’d rather that than explain that I was a functional alcoholic. Oh well, whatever…

CanadianCarl,
einlander,

Fumo

thesporkeffect,

This is really more of a pisspost.

ArmokGoB,

Lemmy Pisspost

underwire212,

Missing: I drink a lot of pee

atmur,

Obligatory dakooters:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBJDvPZf2g

brown567,

Came to the comments to post this if I couldn’t find it XD

Lycist,

I’m not a doctor, but overconsumption of water is a big indicator of diabetes :(

Thats what got me in and flagged as diabetic, I was pissing like twice an hour.

BeMoreCareful,

My Dr was always freaked out by how much water I drink.

Turns out I’m not a diabetic, I just love drinking water.

It is worth checking though.

Droggelbecher,

I chatted to someone on the train once who told me she got addicted to the habit of drinking water and was hospitalized for a month or so because she basically flushed out all of her electrolytes and was deficient in everything. She said she was at 5-6L though.

BeMoreCareful,

I probably average a little better than that. I also drink tap water and am fortunate enough to live somewhere with excellent water. I have heard of people having similar issues with distilled water.

kewwwi,

fyi, needing to pee more often than usual could also be an indicator for various sorts of cancer.

GluWu,

If you piss you will die

Xirup,
@Xirup@yiffit.net avatar

Actually, pissing is a kind of deadly disease.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fun fact: (Almost) 100% of dead people pissed at some point in their life.

Xirup, (edited )
@Xirup@yiffit.net avatar

I’m scare I’m gonna die

Edit: I’m dead

son_named_bort,

I looked it up and apparently most people who have died pissed at least once in their lives. You might be on to something there.

Holzkohlen,

Not pissing at all could indicate you are a ghost. Check by taking a selfie and posting it online, if you see a red circle around you, you are in fact a ghost.

zarathustrad,

More likely Diabetes.

abbadon420,

It’s the ciiiircle of liiiiife.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I do be doing that, hydrohomies assemble

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