RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t Alexander the same guy who killed hundreds of Africans and then got insulted by a homeless man who compared the bones of his parents to those of the people he killed?

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Wait until they heard about Caesar’s “Every man’s woman and every woman’s man”

Andonno,

Ceasar conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Ceasar!

Also “yielded to Hephaeston’s thighs” - maybe Diogenes.

Kusimulkku,

It’s unsure but I think the whole Queen of Bithyania business might’ve just been political slander.

negativenull,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar
KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Real men fuck all genders.

I say this as I am finally coming to terms with my own bisexuality.

lemmylem,

I’m straight and I approve this message.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

(╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞ Nice.

MetaCubed,

We love to see it. Welcome to your journey :)

V1K1N6,

Pansexuality baby! Congrats on your self-discovery!

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

A true man’s man.

Ranger,

Alexander The Power Bottem.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

There’s nothing more manly than fucking other men.

Oh? You want to bang a soft, gentle lady? Don’t think you can endure a cock up the arse? Toughen up, soyboy.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

By virtue of being a man, anything you do is manly, including banging soft ladies ☝️🤓

Edit sorry couldn’t resist ^^

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry, are those excuses I hear? What I should be hearing is the friction of unlubricated anal.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Bite the pillow, I’m cummin in dry!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They probably used lead as lube.

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sand

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Kronar, son of Man.

Kusimulkku,

Don’t think you can endure a cock up the arse?

Yeah that was womanly behaviour for them. Giving was chad, taking was some weird submissive female behaviour.

BloodSlut,

gigadick

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