Quexotic,

This is why playing outer planets is traumatizing.

LoamImprovement,

Sounds like the company needs to increase its bus factor. Luckily, I can help the company by not doing any of this nonsense, to pressure execs into hiring more staff so that the team is robust enough to weather a catastrophe.

barsquid,

Required to be by the phone = on the clock. This will be a lot of overtime for everyone.

You999,

This is incorrect in most states.

Employers can require an employee to be “on-call” and available to work on an emergency or as-needed basis. Employers are generally not required to pay employees who are “on-call,” unless the employee is actually called to duty. However, if an employer places significant restrictions on how an employee spends their time while on-call, this time may need to be compensated as hours worked.

The tenth circuit of appeals came up with this test to determine if the employers restriction constitutes on call hours as hours worked.

Where the employee is not required to remain on the employer’s premises, the critical inquiry is whether the employee is able to use the time effectively for his or her own purposes. Here, the report requirement necessarily entailed that the employee could not drink alcohol, must be able to dress in uniform, and must be able to travel to the airport, park, and pass through security within one hour of a call. She was not able to make or attend doctors’ appointments for herself or her children, do her weekly shopping, nor go on field trips with her children. The court compared these circumstances with many FLSA cases presenting similar, or even more restrictive, circumstances involving availability by pager, inability to drink alcohol, and ability to report within 30 minutes or one hour. In the FLSA cases, it was determined that the employees’ activities were not so curtailed as to require the on-call time to be considered compensable working time. The court followed this precedent.

tfw_no_toiletpaper,

“How can I best serve the company” 🤮

A thought I had not once in my entire work life

Track_Shovel,

Tell me you took a night course in business without telling me

Ookami38,

“sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I’m well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can’t come in.”

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

This but unironically

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Tell me you live in America without saying you live in America…

Numenor,

because of corn flakes I have no foreskin

TheFriar,

Cornflakes took your foreskin? Sounds like a slam dunk case against Kellogg

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Good luck with keeping people hired 🙂

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.

SexualPolytope, (edited )
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I need your drive, man. I work at a university. People are mostly nice, but I still get annoyed with it.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you're already retired/independently wealthy. Don't fuck with your actual career or income.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I didn’t mean that I’d do it. Just that it takes energy to be able to deal with annoying people, even if you’re fucking with them.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

I find that there's a certain glee in getting paid to troll awful people.

littletranspunk,

On call rules AND on call pay, or STFU. Your staffing problem isn’t my problem and I can contact legal authorities if you do write me up for having my phone off or just not coming in.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Go Team! (to hell)

don,

Whoever wrote that can go fuck themselves with a 40-grit sandpaper dildo made from a red hot curling iron.

Technus,

Pour one out this Memorial day for anyone stuck working for such a massive powertripping cunt as the one that wrote this.

I bet they’re also the type to loudly exclaim “no one wants to work anymore” when no one answers their calls at 4 in the morning.

misspacific,
@misspacific@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

every time someone tried to call me in i would say i’ve had alcoholic drinks; they shut up pretty quick after that.

breakingcups,

Come on guys, you’re all falling for obvious bait.

Aggravationstation,

Totally. Pretty sure it would be illegal of an employer to ask this here in the UK, probably the US too.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh,

Just cause it’s illegal hasn’t stopped plenty of shitty bosses

Melkath,

Illegal? Yes.

Stops businesses from doing this kind of BS? No.

Also, is this a legit thing posted at a legit workplace? Probably not.

Track_Shovel,
SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
fishbone,

Some people see a fishing line in the water and shout “this is bait!”

But I only see a pretty little neon snack.

Tash,
@Tash@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, this is a pretty sad bait for Internet points. The AI BOTs are getting lazy.

Official company policy being printed and posted on the refrigerator… totally legit. SMH

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s basically all of the content on r/antiwork after that community decided to throw itself off the golden gate bridge over an awkward interview that didn’t even fucking matter, on Fox “news” of all places

Taleya,

People are still bleating about that interview like it was death of all. Talk about writing the enemy’s propaganda for them…

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I still can’t believe after all this time that people haven’t gained some perspective on that. Like, Fox News viewers were never going to respect an antiwork community regardless.

I can’t help but think that part of it is based on subconscious transphobia about the mod who gave the interview, especially considering all the blatant misgendering and disproportionate rage directed at them by the community.

It was a really disturbing outcome, and the interview itself was insignificant compared to the behavior of the users. I’ve never seen such a large community implode over something so small. That was one moment I realized that … maybe I shouldn’t really be on reddit.

Taleya,

I mean the fact that people seem to think that a growing global movement on workers rights was derailed by one debacle of a fox news interview of a reddit mod is…not a good look overall. I legit got attacked on lemmy a couple of days ago for pointing out hey notice how a right wing fuckhead getting pwned doesn’t destroy their reputation? Ya wanna think about that and why you’re doing their propaganda for them?

it really felt like a purity politics moment. Bug fuck insane when you’re talking about change.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I’ve heard of making a mountain out of a molehill, but this was more like making an anthill into Mt. Everest. And anyone who tried to approach the situation rationally was immediately shouted down by angry mobs. It was hugely disappointing to see.

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I was already gone by that time, disappointing to see, but also what I’ve come to expect from Reddit at this point

Taleya,

‘filled with people who believe it is more important to do nothing wrong than it is to do something right’

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The equivalent of burning down your house because a window got dirty

Deme,

Go team!

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

So much passive aggressiveness and cynicism in just two words. I’m impressed.

SzethFriendOfNimi,

Depending on the country/state that could obligate the company to pay for devices if they’re going to require they have them.

Not to mention possible “on call” pay could apply as well.

I wonder if people who make these things (if real) even think of throwing them by HR or some professional who could help them avoid the legal implications of these kinds of things.

Prunebutt,

This is probably by some small time business owner who never heard of HR, since preventing this liable shit is exactly HR’s job.

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