this is humorous because a crustacean is unlikely to make substantive threats of grave bodily injury or harm to human beings and less likely to thoroughly enact them.
London is full of excellent amazing things but they’re spread out over an absurdly large area so it’s such a pain doing anything. And everyone who lives there is so numb to it! They’ll happily indulge every day in 3-4 hours of public transport as if this is a rational way to live.
I’m very happy that they have a reasonably decent transit system, but fuck me I wanted those 4 hours in my life actually.
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