Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The Force in StarWars: little microbes in your blood that are magic.

The Force in Dune: Space drugs.

Stamau123,

Dune is star wars for people who eat magic mushrooms

festnt,

i havent watched any of the films and dont know what tool is

MystikIncarnate,

I listen to tool, I’ve seen star wars, I don’t really have any interest in dune.

I’m probably broken though.

androogee,

Okay but what if I told you that a few books in, Luke Skywalker’s kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won’t stop resurrecting Chewbacca no matter how many times he tries to die?

… Is that appealing?

BangCrash,

Put it like that and Dune is even less appealing

MystikIncarnate,

Not really.

mctoasterson,

My shadow

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar
lessthanluigi, (edited )

I listen to Tool, but do not watch or want to watch both Star Wars and Dune.

TheFriar,

Say quoi

QuantumSparkles,

Quoi

funkless_eck,

do you need to watch things die (from a great distance?)

cRazi_man,

It would be pretty unpleasant watching both Star Wars and Dune. I would recommend watching them one at a time so that you can understand them.

Leviathan,

Wait a minute. I listen to poob Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Bisexual

g_the_b,

Can confirm, gay space worm

Leviathan,

Nah, kid. I’m 10,000% gay.

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand

Leviathan,

Yeah comma as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.

Zetta,

It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.

Leviathan, (edited )

Hey, wait a minute, just cause I like mediocre music for 16 year olds doesn’t mean it’s a bad opinion. That’s just mean.

Honytawk,

You are a broken clock

festnt,

so he’s correct twice a day?

Leviathan,

When I listen to Lateralus and when I watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, obviously.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Must be why I think Dream Theater is better

notaviking,

I think Dune is closer to game of thrones, especially the politics side, Leto II (let’s make him not worm like in this example) would have everyone under his thumb in Westeros, ruled over everyone

funky_rodent,
@funky_rodent@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

But would you still love him as a worm?

notaviking,

I would but it would make his character too overpowered, he would be bran with the all seeing eye and have superhuman strength speed like children of Dune and his burrowing, healing abilities in God emperor. He does have a great weakness with water, but even that would be trivial to him

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works avatar
TootSweet,

But I don’t listen to Tool.

…well, not exclusively.

Track_Shovel,

Have you heard of wheel? They are very similar

8000gnat,

🧐

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.

crapwittyname,

You should probably listen to Tool.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Seems like it

audiomodder,

Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

Cethin,

I’m not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

If you’ve seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There’s an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Space jizz

Hupf,

The jizz must flow

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Out of my worm

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

frezik,

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it’s called ‘bith’

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

CodexArcanum,

The cantina band is Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they’re canonically called).

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

drosophila,

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

Zymii,
@Zymii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

CptEnder,

Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.

ZILtoid1991,

Where can I find jizz music?

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Star Wars is Dune for people who like original stories and like to read.

daellat,

Wait a minute

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