Dune rule
I have no skin in this game, but it’s a hilarious take
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I have no skin in this game, but it’s a hilarious take
Kolanaki, ![]()
The Force in StarWars: little microbes in your blood that are magic.
The Force in Dune: Space drugs.
Stamau123, Dune is star wars for people who eat magic mushrooms
festnt, i havent watched any of the films and dont know what tool is
MystikIncarnate, I listen to tool, I’ve seen star wars, I don’t really have any interest in dune.
I’m probably broken though.
androogee, Okay but what if I told you that a few books in, Luke Skywalker’s kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won’t stop resurrecting Chewbacca no matter how many times he tries to die?
… Is that appealing?
BangCrash, Put it like that and Dune is even less appealing
MystikIncarnate, Not really.
mctoasterson, My shadow
VinesNFluff, ![]()
lessthanluigi, (edited ) I listen to Tool, but do not watch or want to watch both Star Wars and Dune.
TheFriar, Say quoi
QuantumSparkles, Quoi
funkless_eck, do you need to watch things die (from a great distance?)
cRazi_man, It would be pretty unpleasant watching both Star Wars and Dune. I would recommend watching them one at a time so that you can understand them.
Leviathan, Wait a minute. I listen to poob Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?
OneWomanCreamTeam, Bisexual
g_the_b, Can confirm, gay space worm
Leviathan, Nah, kid. I’m 10,000% gay.
RmDebArc_5, ![]()
I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand
Leviathan, Yeah comma as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.
Zetta, It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.
Leviathan, (edited ) Hey, wait a minute, just cause I like mediocre music for 16 year olds doesn’t mean it’s a bad opinion. That’s just mean.
Honytawk, You are a broken clock
festnt, so he’s correct twice a day?
Leviathan, When I listen to Lateralus and when I watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, obviously.
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Must be why I think Dream Theater is better
notaviking, I think Dune is closer to game of thrones, especially the politics side, Leto II (let’s make him not worm like in this example) would have everyone under his thumb in Westeros, ruled over everyone
funky_rodent, ![]()
But would you still love him as a worm?
notaviking, I would but it would make his character too overpowered, he would be bran with the all seeing eye and have superhuman strength speed like children of Dune and his burrowing, healing abilities in God emperor. He does have a great weakness with water, but even that would be trivial to him
RmDebArc_5, ![]()
TootSweet, But I don’t listen to Tool.
…well, not exclusively.
Track_Shovel, Have you heard of wheel? They are very similar
8000gnat, 🧐
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
I don’t listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.
crapwittyname, You should probably listen to Tool.
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
Seems like it
audiomodder, Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.
Cethin, I’m not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.
SturgiesYrFase, ![]()
If you’ve seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There’s an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
Space jizz
Hupf, The jizz must flow
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
Out of my worm
WeLoveCastingSpellz, My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis
frezik, The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.
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Further funnies:
The alien playing the weird saxophone?
Their species?
Yeah it’s called ‘bith’
There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.
CodexArcanum, The cantina band is Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they’re canonically called).
VinesNFluff, ![]()
Hehe
Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.
drosophila, Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.
Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.
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I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.
(Half joking?)
CptEnder, Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.
ZILtoid1991, Where can I find jizz music?
Orbituary, ![]()
Star Wars is Dune for people who like original stories and like to read.
daellat, Wait a minute
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