festnt

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festnt,

take the brick and put it very close to the officer’s foot, it’ll be funny

festnt,

i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people’s pants

festnt,

jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!

festnt,

is that what you people call the furryfication spell?

festnt,

did you mean “honk honk, honke”?

festnt,

pov you realise every generation is worse than the one before

festnt,

is that a TransMission to find someone’s TranSistœr who got lost inside the Trans Server?

festnt,

Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don’t like them. I am still straight.

festnt,

straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room… filled with rubber …dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

festnt,

people are like wood

they’re straight until things get hot and wet

festnt,

hes a dog i think

festnt,

do you see vacuum or do you just feel it? do you see the lack of matter in an area compared to the rest of the area, kind of like we see shadows when theyre just an area of a surface with less light hitting it than the rest?

festnt,

you either misunderstand the word opposite or you misunderstood the post. thats exactly what the post is about lol

also its normal to have a headache after starting to use glasses for the first time. i got lucky and didnt have that but its very common. i heard it happens because of how different it feels to look around just with your eyes (not turning your whole head around) when ur not used to glasses. i could be very wrong, i just remember whoever worked at the place i got my glasses from said that i might get a headache unless i move my head everywhere iook

festnt,

whats the big guy gonna do? run through those trees? he’ll get stuck and starve to death before he gets anywhere

edit: just saw it has no body. that’s just a very big taxidermied head hung up on a tree

festnt,

yeah sure… until the pigeons overthrow the government!
i mean, nothing will happen, we- i mean, the pigeons wouldnt ever overthrow a government

festnt,

yooo carnivorous stegosaurs with broken tails

festnt,

yes the aliens will throw another rock after pigeons take over

festnt,

RUN OR HE’LL PUT HIS DICK IN YOUR (blown up) HEAD

festnt,

oh
my
god
i
did
not
know
this

festnt,

gross?!?! how?!

festnt,

THE BIRDS ARE CUTE
THE FEATHERED DINOSAURS ARE CUTE
THE UNFEATHERED SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DINOSAURS ARE CUTE
THE PTEROSAURS ARE CUTE
THE REPTILES ARE CUTE
THE KOBOLDS ARE CUTE
THE DRAGONS are not

how did we get here? i forgot

oh yeah
THE KOWOWOW is also not cute
i just dont know your species so i cant give you the whole cladogram, sorry.

festnt,

yeah, ive always disabled everything that could change what i wrote. now i just stopped caring and installed a different keyboard from fdroid thats way more useful (it lets me use key combinations like im in a pc
I CAN DO CTRL+C and CTRL+V ON MY PHONE!!!
it is fun)

festnt,

🖕

festnt,

so kill tf2 for half life 1? or are you talking about half life deathmatch?

festnt,

i guess a bad character could be sexist, but it feels like theyre saying the autor themselves can be

festnt,

microwave it for 5 minutes. then, after you take it out, you’ll see all the wrinkles are gone

festnt,

perfectly preserved… to be made into a soup

festnt,

3 friends and i did the personality test (online ofc), 2 of us got INTJ, the thing that’s supposed to be extremely rare and that only the smartest of people have (and one of the ones who got it is gonna repeat the 2nd year of high school for the second time this year!)

festnt,

its like :3 mixed with XP, a text representation of a dead furry (totally not just an :3 with the eues closed)

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