Microsoft -Verse
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schzztl, WSL - Microsoft Linux
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Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
lmaydev, J# was also literally MS Java
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX, Wait, didn’t they have their own implementation of Java in the 90s, so applets could run in their IE browser. But it was intentionally such shit that applets never worked right and it basically killed Java in the browser?
jmcs, For Microsoft Chrome it's literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it's Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn't like actual competition.
teawrecks, Don't forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
bear_delune, Don’t forget: Microsoft App Store Microsoft iPad Microsoft Galaxy Fold Microsoft Gmail Microsoft iTunes Microsoft Slack Microsoft Facebook Microsoft Facebook Work Microsoft FaceTime Microsoft Google Docs Microsoft Dropbox
mrcory, I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
Jinxyface, I think that's the joke.
BudgieMania, don't forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
shapesandstuff, I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
gk99, It could be Microsoft Skyp- oh...
BudgieMania, The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
HRDS, It's because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
bear_delune, I thought it was Microsoft Slack
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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX, Who can forget about teams :(
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX, Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
abclop99, Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
blakerboy777, Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
jmcs, (edited ) "Just" 49% of it.
nasal_demon, That just makes it more funny that Bing is the emotionally unstable version
schnapsidee, Azure - Microsoft AWS
Quasar, You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
vracker, Or the Microsoft ipod... RIP Zune
Skiptrace, The Zune is actually quite serviceable in 2023. I saw a video of someone modifying one to take a Micro SD Card, a Bluetooth Chip and a bigger battery! I don't think there are any modifications to the Operating System you can do, but the Bluetooth off and on is actually piggybacking off the Wifi Switch for power to the BT board.
circuitfarmer, ![]()
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that's an unpopular opinion.
lmaydev, They were actually really solid devices with a great user experience. They just came along too late.
julianh, You mean Microsoft kde?
Fuyuhikodate, I think i just send them the last one, when ever a coworker ask me to install edge :D
drownedPhoenician,
MicrosoftChrome.exe
sounds like a great name for a virus or something
Anarch157a, Powershell - Microsoft Bash
flakusha, (edited ) ![]()
M$ Inferior Bash *
supernovae, ![]()
Powershell is dope.
fen, (edited ) Try the new cross-platform Powershell!
darknavi, ![]()
PS Core!
hopolapopola, ![]()
for windows-land, powershell is actually nice, it can do a lot of things and isn't dramatically inferior to bash on a linux machine
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