Lunch time!
Tenthrow, 
I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.
simple, Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn’t cheap, man.
Kusimulkku, No reason to think that is good sushi though
Crashumbc, Cheap sushi ain’t cheap anymore.
Kusimulkku, Never was here, but I think it is so dependent on who what where.
De_Narm, To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.
No_Eponym, 
No. Do not “both sides” this monster.
blanketswithsmallpox, I will, and I’ll throw Spam on it too! And it’ll still be fucking delicious!
Why? Because rice plus meat plus sauce is hard to fuck up lol.
Iris, Spam musubi can attest to that
jelloeater85, 
Sometimes you go full on stupid food. And once in a while, it fuckin works ❤️
Entropy, I’ve never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.
SomeBoyo, Watch me put pineapple on that, to prove you wrong.
Smoogs, Hmm… I may have to try this…
Entropy, You monster ಠ︵ಠ
kn33, Alright, that’s it. This person needs war crimes done to them.
DragonTypeWyvern, If they break the Geneva Conventions first it’s technically no longer a war crime
Chaser, I don’t think that’s accurate
DragonTypeWyvern, It is. The Geneva Conventions acknowledge that if your enemy is breaking them you are allowed to respond in kind.
It’s what allowed America to argue it can torture prisoners, because they either belong to non-signatories or broke them as well/first. The Conventions offer protection to civilian populations of even non-signatories but there are ways around it.
For example, America would declare any male over 12 in the area a terrorist which is obviously not a problem and is definitely very cool.
It gets fairly complicated in the weeds, as demonstrated, but this example is a clear violation and they have no grounds for complaint.
lugal, Is that even legal where you live?
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Fish? Yes!
BilboBargains, Get out
PatMustard, What’s wrong with a bit of chup on your fish fingers?
squid_slime, 
I learned a new word and I wish I hadn’t😂 > chup
PatMustard, Like chuppa chups, those ketchup-flavoured lollipops
wise_pancake, Chup is going straight into my vocabulary
can, Katsup with that?
NakariLexfortaine,
EdibleFriend, 
I will punch your dad in the cock
ObviouslyNotBanana, Thanks, I’ve not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.
EdibleFriend, Np bb <3
niktemadur, And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!
Igloojoe, Probably hoisin sauce
niktemadur, Something umami, of course. I was just saying in the spirit of ketchup on salmon.
answersplease77, I actually eat sushi with ketchup. it’s delicious
Crackhappy, 
I like it with mushroom catsup, but I’m not a big fan of tomato ketchup.
DragonTypeWyvern, What the hell is mushroom catsup?
SailorMoss, (edited )
Hupf, Is that what we’re gonna do - we’re going to have a fight?
PeriodicallyPedantic, They’re gonna send a nuke back, for this one
5714, Da gehört 'ne ordentliche Ladung Hela druff
MelastSB, Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian
random_character_a, 
That better be wasabi flavored
RamblingPanda, Oh god…
ObviouslyNotBanana, Don’t worry, I added some curry powder later
RamblingPanda, You’re disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.
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