Desistance,
@Desistance@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Popeyes, that was never in question.

FiniteBanjo,

Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I hope that sketch wasn’t done by white people, because “black people love their fried chicken” is kind of racist…

FiniteBanjo,

In that hypothetical would the gangster not also be white?

surewhynotlem,

Who said the gangsters were black? It was Al Capone. Racist.

ComicalMayhem,

it’s RDCWorld

youtu.be/wcvvT8rrVbI

JeffreyOrange,

Good thinking to get offended before preventively. Really well prepared guy.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn’t offended.

WhoPutDisHere,

Wouldn’t “Putting the Pop in Popeyes” make more sense and less hassle?

Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?

xx3rawr,

I’m gonna pop your eyes off

CatZoomies,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Wild Tobey appeared: “I’m gonna put some pop in your eyes.”

Slowy,
@Slowy@lemmy.world avatar

At this price point he can hit

lqdrchrd,

Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it

sramder,
@sramder@lemmy.world avatar

I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.

Imgonnatrythis,

There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don’t tell me the fuck what to do!

CCF_100,

Oh, okay, sure.

Popeyes employee: 😊🤜

HootinNHollerin,

Make sure you order spinach

itsgroundhogdayagain,

I’ve never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I’m fine with this. No one can say they weren’t warned.

shit_of_ass,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

I fight them nearly every day 😭

SmackemWittadic,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out?

pigup,

If people who fight in public could read, they’d be very upset

BugleFingers,

I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.

/J ofc

stevedidwhat_infosec,

Only the best and brightest minds running popeyes.

Surely engaging with a seemingly combative and offensive crowd with threats will be the most effective.

KevonLooney,

Probably will. I don’t think this is a good idea for liability reasons, but people who threaten retail workers are usually cowards. Or crazy, but mostly cowards.

Something more legal would say “this place protected by security and cameras”, with a live video feed on a TV visible to patrons.

Mouselemming,

"…and we post our best fights on TikTok! "

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You…you think this is real don’t you?

stevedidwhat_infosec,

Damn it, should’ve checked the community

What a FOOL

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

lol shit happens

OsaErisXero,

I wanted it to be real :(

Davidchan,

You’ve never been to Popeyes have you?

stevedidwhat_infosec,

Many a time, Popeyes is life unless you like that taco bell fried chicken “KFC”

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