How do you even call that?
thefluffiest, It’s nicely al Dante
Threeme2189, Listen man, you’ve won the internet for today.
I was laughing for a solid minute!
FangedWyvern42, 
That is no longer a fish.
hungryphrog, That thing is definitely raw. You’ll get salmonella if you eat it.
Iron_Lynx, If it’s red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.
You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.
Iron_Lynx, Not to forget that if it’s glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that’s glowing red from black-body radiation
TrickDacy, So glad to see tips like “hey everyone you should actually not eat glowing embers”
Bloodyhog, Stickers like “Do not attempt to dry your cat in the microwave oven” are there for a reason.
Asidonhopo, Glowing blue or white is still safe though, right?
Iron_Lynx, If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it’s absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.
nicknonya, 
that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction
Retrograde, 
It is no longer fish, just nuclear science
postmateDumbass, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!
baatliwala, Nuclear fisshion
JunglGeorg, 
Even the fish ancestors are toast 🔥
Hupf, That thing is about to evolve into a Giant Unidentified Life Form
therealjcdenton, Just pop it in the microwave with some tinfoil around it to keep in the heat, that should solve the issue
can, Fuck it, throw it in the dishwasher
DmMacniel, Magma Fish
Shady_Shiroe, 
You need some uranium to cook it all the way
Andromxda, 
I suggest Plutonium
Gilles_D, Killed twice
bruhduh, 
Evil_Shrubbery, Bonfire fished.
magic_lobster_party, Ember restored
Evil_Shrubbery, Great Caviar Spawn Defeated
aeronmelon, You can use the radiant heat from that fish to cook another fish.
trxxruraxvr, Char
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