Roland secured his legacy
buttfarts, That’s my jam
pyre, his legacy lives on with Donald the Farter
madmaurice, 
“Back then we really had to work”
Rayspekt, I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.
RecluseRamble, Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, “flatulist” even has its own Wikipedia page. It indeed was (is?) an occupation.
Kolanaki, 
“One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”
PhoreTwunny, (edited ) Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart
thefrankring, 
Next time I see my boss, I know what to do
Stalinwolf, 
I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat already.
Iheartcheese, 
One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.
Rayspekt, When, in fact, you needed real estate.
rmuk, Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]
Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]
Roland the Farter: [Farts]
King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]
King Henry II: It’s free real estate.
TseseJuer, how many farts?
FozzyOsbourne, I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest
juice702, How do I become a flatulist?
don, You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.
Thteven, 
They’re in the right place https://i.imgur.com/xJTN3Wj.jpeg
iamtrashman1312, Tom Beanbadil
pyre, Tom Bumbulum
kemsat, Learn to play the flute?
postmateDumbass, But how?
kemsat, Iono
JohnDClay, Andre is also famous for his farts Andre’s 16 sec fartwww.snopes.com/…/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/
CptEnder, He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.
pigup,
blanketswithsmallpox, Now do it on command!
CptEnder, Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line
Rustmilian, 
Legends say he started the first gas company.
folekaule, He was a “flautist” alright.
WereCat, This is fart too much.
thesocavault, 
Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂
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