FozzyOsbourne

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FozzyOsbourne,

Yes, that is the joke

FozzyOsbourne,

This is why wanker is such a good insult. I’m a wanker, you’re a wanker, we’re all wankers.

FozzyOsbourne,

I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest

FozzyOsbourne,

otherwise trans women would be downing soy milk like there was no tomorrow

This is the classic counter-argument to so many superstitions and conspiracy theories. Storms are punishment from God for your homosexuality? Oh great, let’s organise a big gay orgy everywhere there’s a drought! Crystals can heal you and ghosts can tell you secrets from beyond the grave? Brilliant, every military and intelligence agency is going to invest heavily changing warfare and espionage immediately!

FozzyOsbourne,

I’ve not put mine away since

FozzyOsbourne,

If you liked the guy who murders a load of civilians in like the second episode then I don’t think you can pretend it’s because he’s handsome!

FozzyOsbourne,

That’s a bollard, not a lamp post

FozzyOsbourne,

Open-minded, permissive, tolerant

FozzyOsbourne,

I am not, and I’ve observed that every American seems to have their own definition of what “liberal” means, which is not really very helpful when trying to use the word in a discussion

FozzyOsbourne,

My thoughts exactly! Every real-life human I’ve ever spoken to uses it to mean open-minded and every definition I look up agrees, yet for some reason half the people posting here think it exclusively means economically-neo-liberal capitalist.

FozzyOsbourne,

That seems like one very specific definition specifically for economically-neo-liberal, only mentioned below all the actual definitions

FozzyOsbourne,

OK, but that’s not what the word liberal actually means to most people in my experience. Or perhaps another way of saying it is that a lot of people I see getting angry on Lemmy read the word “liberal” and assume economically liberal, whereas every person I’ve ever encountered IRL would use it to mean socially liberal.

FozzyOsbourne,

You’re correct, I specified “American republicans” to refer to the political party because everywhere else “republican” means anti-monarchist

FozzyOsbourne,

No it’s a real island, the porn was actually filmed there!

FozzyOsbourne,

They don’t all have to be shots of spirits, adjust your drink based on how smashed you’re planning on getting. I played shot chess a few years ago, the pawns were beer, the other pieces were different drinks increasing in strength up to the king which was absinthe.

FozzyOsbourne,

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

FozzyOsbourne,

Worst person, best character

FozzyOsbourne,

These plebs can’t even tell their synthwave from their vapourwave, disgraceful

FozzyOsbourne,

If I know anything about lemmy users, it’s that they’re goddamn idiots and can never tell if something is a joke.

Users everywhere, we are not special

FozzyOsbourne,

Ursanus

You had one job!

FozzyOsbourne,

Mars isn’t even red, it’s sort of brown

FozzyOsbourne,

Perfect for !foodcrimes

FozzyOsbourne,

Why are you still seeing ads in mobile games?

FozzyOsbourne,

I love seeing a shitpost evolve from being shit to being actually kind of good

FozzyOsbourne,

Good to go in the bin, yes

FozzyOsbourne,

They usually see London and Paris when looking for monuments to destroy

FozzyOsbourne,

It’s kind of an important typo when it flips the entire meaning of the comment!

FozzyOsbourne,

Why would the American government ban companies based under their own jurisdiction? They can make use of all those other companies just like the Chinese government can make use of TikTok.

FozzyOsbourne,

Having driven on that magic roundabout as well as the one in Swindon I can tell you that most minds can’t comprehend them

FozzyOsbourne,

Yeah, everyone knows how a roundabout works but if you’ve never seen several of them combined like this then it can take you by surprise if you were just expecting one big one

FozzyOsbourne,

Is this a thing? Are staff just palming off the safety protocols onto the passengers now?

FozzyOsbourne,

Guess I don’t catch enough planes to have ever got the excitement seats

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