GluWu

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GluWu,

That’s my fetish x2

GluWu,

Embrace your kingdom, its the only thing in your life you have control over.

GluWu,

Sprite on my balls is the CBT4me

GluWu,

I love the episode of adventure time where BMO goes on a adventure with bubble, when bubble pops and tells BMO they’re air and always there. YEAH!

GluWu,

My mind put a r in there

GluWu,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/dba41f67-ae18-47cc-9a53-2aadea035f76.jpeg

GluWu,

How come cats are allowed to do this but when I do I “need to stop drinking” and people “are concernered about you”. I’m just a silly kitty :3

GluWu,

I’m essentially a rat and already know how to do this

GluWu,

Yes, but no science, only fun.

GluWu,

Probably more like an Oreo with the creamy center.

GluWu,

If you piss you will die

GluWu,

Eepy on the interweb fo today

GluWu,

My churro dealer is closed on Mondays :(

GluWu,

I get them straight from the churro lab. They also make conchas and empanadas which I like but I’m a churrohead.

GluWu,

Sorry fren, we’re all stuck here

GluWu,

What if we kissed in the tear gas cloud

GluWu,

Ohhhh noo there it is, don’t look.

GluWu,

Judging by their username, that’s what they want.

GluWu,

I should start carving Mike Wazowski into rocks deep in the wilderness for aliens or the future “humans” to find. A creature with the biology of humans but clearly alien, worshipped as an idol in the end times.

GluWu,

If ur smol enuf I’ll take you on my moped. I’ll probably have to pedal up the hills.

GluWu,

Add some peanut butter

GluWu,

IT was particularly oversaturated, but STEM as a whole has been hit pretty hard. There’s no startup money left so you either got established and are no doing government contracts, are somehow still convincing other billionaires to give you money because you’re a billionaire(the last place I worked at), or just shut down. The tech bubble burst. With interest rates up and the economy on the edge, money is “better” put into buying real estate. Buy single family homes and rent them. Buy franchises for the land, sell the company, the lease the property.

GluWu,

The crunchy part in the middle of posicles is the best part

GluWu,

That pic kinda makes me horny. But also scared. Which makes me a little more horny. Which also makes me scared.

GluWu,

Literally not me rn

GluWu,

Nah man, dolphins are peak. Their life is just eat, fuck, and terrorize lesser sea creatures.

GluWu,

Snoot boop

GluWu,

You shouldn’t degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.

GluWu,

Bruh I was gonna give all my upvotes to my grandchildren. What do you mean they dont mean anything? How are they going to live without my hard earned internet points?

GluWu,

I had a pretty eventful day. Went all the way out and laid on my couch. Gotta get out of my comfort zone once in a while.

GluWu,

Sparkling water gives me PTSD flashbacks of working in a office. I don’t want to go back. I can’t go back. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GluWu,

You’re evil. This makes me want to cry.

GluWu,

I thought june doubled everyones level of gay. So say you’re only 30% gay in May, you become 60% gay. And people that are already 100% gay become 200% gay which is why they need to dance in the streets. Being that gay indoors is dangerous.

Why Megadonors Are Unfazed by Donald Trump’s Guilty Verdict | Money flowed into the former president’s re-election campaign from Wall Street and Silicon Valley following Thursday’s historic conviction (www.nytimes.com)

With the billionaires backing him, it’s going to be on us as individual Americans to make sure Trump doesn’t end up in the White House again. That means not just voting but talking with people around you, volunteering and donating

GluWu,

YeeeAAAaahhh

GluWu,

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GluWu,

If a mouse did this in study, we would euthanize it from mercy. I don’t even know if the first meth mice were this obsessive compulsive.

GluWu,

So the Chinese military has caught up to 2018 American YouTubers?

GluWu,

Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.

GluWu,

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless…)

GluWu,

I wonder how many children this plane took to Epsteins island for Trump to fuck.

GluWu,

I really hate how bland and expensive taco bell has gotten. But I do still go and will keep going as long as they keep selling warm nacho cheese that I can spread on my balls.

GluWu,

I’m just stealth camping in your attic. Its trendy.

GluWu,

Omg I love https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0831fd9d-ddaa-491c-b39d-59efdea8da3f.webp, how do you know I wanted https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0831fd9d-ddaa-491c-b39d-59efdea8da3f.webp

GluWu,

Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is PPE, if you’re unable to see?

GluWu,

God damn that’s a mother fuckin ford ranger.

GluWu,

My name Jeff

GluWu,

Me, unemployed, playing beatsaber instead of trying to find a job.

GluWu,

Cement is stored in the balls

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