He remains at large
ThrowawaySobriquet, Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
lolrightythen, That’s what the toddler wants.
interdimensionalmeme, If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
lolrightythen, Precisely. If we fight the toddler head on, we will die. If we acknowledge the superiority of said toddler, we will lose. Then die.
“success in small businesses requires determination to stay the course”
This applies to the big leagues as well. We endure as one. Raise them in the spirit of self defense until they join our tenuous society.
username_unavailable, Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
Malfeasant, Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
downpunxx, that little bastard
Thcdenton,
Kraven_the_Hunter, Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
TheEEEdiot, Kinderguardians youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
pineapplelover, Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.
BudgetBandit, (edited ) According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 5 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11.
Edit: I was wrong. Here are the fruits of my research:
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year, would take until 2142 to surpass the 9/11 deaths
Kids 12 and below: 40 deaths per year, would take until 2075 to surpass those deaths
Children 17 and below, when counting accidents only, would take until 2029
Viking_Hippie, Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year
Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?
NikkiDimes, Shot vs deaths
Viking_Hippie, Ah ok, fair enough.
Now that you mention it, it was pretty silly to expect the toddler to have a 100% kill rate lol
Kolanaki, 
That Dennis is such a meanance.
Xtallll, 
After 2 years are they still a toddler?
todd_bonzalez, Toddler is age 1-3, so they are just about done.
eager_eagle, 
I bet he’ll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
slaacaa, Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
spujb, this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
Iapar, I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
fossphi, Right in the knee?
Potatos_are_not_friends, Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.
Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.
If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.
AA5B, Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler
PythagreousTitties, “Time for… a nap.”
eager_eagle, guns don’t kill people, toddlers do
Potatos_are_not_friends, Arm the other toddlers.
postmateDumbass, I have 3 words for you: Pay per view.
Trainguyrom, As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, It takes a child to raze a village.
Classy, Lmao nice
eager_eagle,
0ops, He probably doesn’t remain that large, he is a toddler
general_kitten, He remains at small but growing rapidly
istanbullu, He must have grown a lot in two years
Samsy, Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.
TastyWheat, Adam Sandler in: Lil’ Wicky
Bgugi, WITH A FUCKIN’ CRAYON!
loaExMachina, And her name is Maggie Simpson.
some_guy, Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
Viking_Hippie, Talk about the Terrible Twos!
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