He remains at large
Donebrach, 
Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
postmateDumbass, They will grow out of it.
ILikeBoobies, Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
rickdg, 
The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.
tacosplease, You’ve got the spirit though
IzzyScissor, Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: romper.com/…/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-wee…
2023 update from a different gun research group: pewresearch.org/…/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-5…
We live in hell.
moon, Glad to see their aim got better
todd_bonzalez, Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
Xephonian, The anti-gun propaganda isn’t even clever. It’s completely transparent that it’s not about safety at all.
Croquette, You gotta be fucking dense to think that this is a normal thing. This is not normal that toddler kill anyone with a gun. If stating a statistic like that make you react like you did, you have a mental problem.
How can it not be about safety when children kills other people by finding a gun laying around?
Keep doing the mental gymnastics, you are winning the gold medal and breaking every record.
todd_bonzalez, Nobody said anything anti-gun. This is a legitimate statistic.
If it feels anti-gun to you, it’s probably your conscience asking you if this is an acceptable side effect of unlimited gun rights. Maybe listen to that voice and think of an answer to that question.
Iron_Lynx, Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod, (edited ) 
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it’s the doctors who do all the work since they’re the experts.
some_guy, Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
dumbass, 
You say no to that cute little face!
OrgunDonor, 
I would easily say no to his face… but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
FrostyTheDoo, He only uses it once a week though, so just catch him after his weekly kill
OrgunDonor, What if he got ill, or has an upcoming holiday and has to make up his quota? I am not sure I want to take that chance.
Malfeasant, Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
Gigagoblin, 
“it’s always midnight somewhere.”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod, All I’m saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
psycho_driver, I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
boatsnhos931, Toddler army UNITE
SPRUNT, Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
Viking_Hippie, Talk about the Terrible Twos!
loaExMachina, And her name is Maggie Simpson.
some_guy, Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
Samsy, Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.
TastyWheat, Adam Sandler in: Lil’ Wicky
Bgugi, WITH A FUCKIN’ CRAYON!
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