Next Gen Console Leak
PhlubbaDubba, All that processing power and still not able to run triple A at max settings
tacofox, at 30 fps…
betahack, …you’re gonna need a bigger desk
Kraven_the_Hunter, An arcade cabinet console would be pretty cool…
LodeMike, Until you have to move it at all
ajcolson, We’ve detected you aren’t using genuine Sony toner, your games are locked until you can replace the toner and renew your service warranty.
steal_your_face, 
Real
slingstone, PC Load Letter? What does that even mean?
PythagreousTitties, PS Load Letter
rem26_art, 
"Sorry, your toner is out of date. Please subscribe to new toner by linking your Playstation Network (PSN) account"
LodeMike, Yeah
Resol, 
Please don’t remind me of the Blu-ray encryption key renewal process that I have to do with the PS3 all the time.
probableprotogen, The PS6 will be a whole data center
LodeMike, Still locked to 30fps /s
probableprotogen, 30fps 16k gaming
LodeMike, More like 300dpi
probableprotogen, Good lord how the fuck is it printing at 30 fps
LodeMike, Dont worry about it.
Jimbo, 
The PS5 already has so much horsepower it blows my mind that many games can still run at 30fps. I think we’ll get there.
pelletbucket, at least it can print
clearedtoland, …I’m gonna need a bigger TV.
Sam_Bass, Has an xbox look
apfelwoiSchoppen, 
Beefy.
Hobbes_Dent, Hnnnnng look at those Nintendo stickers.
I wanna stick em.
subignition, 
From the gloss, I think it's actually a cookie tin or something in the shape of the Nintendo "racetrack" logo.
wreckedcarzz, 
First time I read “lick”. Was very wtf.
Cosmos7349, I found the non-sticker-licker
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