Cosmos7349

@Cosmos7349@lemmy.world

Snide peanut gallery remarks for no reason or purpose.

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Cosmos7349,

Makes sense if the average includes the hours of zero calls when their phone line is closed

Cosmos7349,

I found the squirrel

Cosmos7349,

Damn ur battery even lower than mine

Cosmos7349,

So, just to double-check, the it’s-not-just-boomers proof is comments from fb, ya?

Cosmos7349,

I mean tbf 1 line of text under two large photos is easy enough to miss if not expecting there to be text there. I’d recc putting full text above photo next time.

spoiler___ https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed4c5bf0-6ea8-45ec-89cd-710ee449261d.png

Cosmos7349,

I mean uhhhh sure I believe you. I have no reason not to. But I never really was questioning that to begin with. My comment was never really meant to be taken seriously; It was just supposed to be a snide joke about “old people use fb”.

Cosmos7349,

Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

Cosmos7349,

Damn that’s crazy. I’ve never heard of bananas being associated with violence… anytime in the last 120-140 years…

Cosmos7349,

Okay I’ll come clean; I literally chose the range “120-140 years” by looking up the year that term was coined (1904) 😂

Cosmos7349,

Leave it to the corporate overlords to make my gander identity into dlc-only

Cosmos7349,

youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk

Cosmos7349, (edited )

tbf peak engineering usually survives without too much needed design changes. For instance, pencils and paper have looked the same for quite a while now. And the Dyson hand dryer’s engineering is even peakier than those. It’s so refined that I think it’s reasonable that it’d keep the same form through the year 2255.

edit: I didn’t think I needed this because I was comparing the invention of the Dyson hand dryer to the invention of the pencil… but uhhhhh… /s

Cosmos7349,

I didn’t say what it was engineered for

Cosmos7349,

Trying to find it again, but I had seen a set of polls earlier where they had asked some republicans “Would you be ok with a convicted felon as president?” and other republicans “would you be ok with Trump as president if he were a convicted felon?”, and the ones asked the Trump version had said yes at a much higher rate than the generic question.

Cosmos7349,

I mean this looks about the same as 2 big cloves, no?

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This reminds me of people who work on their laptop in the metro train. Like holy shit at this point you’re almost advertising.

Cosmos7349,

This is what I mean yes

Cosmos7349,

No shit he won’t. It’s a great opportunity for him to express his political power.

New Israeli attack today (Tuesday) on Rafah evacuation zone (www.reuters.com)

CAIRO, May 28 (Reuters) - Israeli tanks shelled a tent camp in an evacuation area west of Rafah and killed at least 21 people on Tuesday, Gaza health authorities said, while advancing to the heart of the southern Gaza city for the first time after a night of heavy bombardment. Two days after an Israeli airstrike on another camp...

Cosmos7349,

The fact that if you hadn’t specified Tuesday, I would have assumed I already heard about it… oof…

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dinosaur fleshlight

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Yeah… The president’s backers don’t share values with Jesus… But they also don’t share values with Trump… Trump just pretends to share their values in order to get what he wants…

Cosmos7349,

in cdmx. Can confirm it was hot. Pretty dry here right now, though, so if you were out of the sun it was okay.

Cosmos7349,

oh mmm I just mean this week during those hot days was quite dry. In general seems okay I think? And we should be hitting rainy season pretty soon here. But I’m pretty city-bound, and I think the places that would probably be affected by this more are a bit north, so could definitely be issues I’m less aware of.

Cosmos7349,

I’m sure the studio employees feel the same way

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Damn, but I want to see without the drawers

Cosmos7349,

Don’t have a 4a, but big fan of my 5a with Graphene! The last one with both usb-c AND a headphone jack! It has been my phone of choice since my iPhone SE broke, and it is still my main driver.

Cosmos7349,

Oof that’s really sad

Cosmos7349,

8otits

Cosmos7349,

Wait… ARE YOU SAYING SHE SHOT HER PUPPY BECAUSE OF FAILED BORDER POLICY???

Cosmos7349,

Oshit that’s crazy thanks for the info

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By stalling the case until after the election

Cosmos7349,

ya but what about TikTok. That’s the real problem, right?

Cosmos7349,

Oh got it so ya we’re saying this all wrong then, ya? It should be “we’re here to harm young adults”, right?

Cosmos7349,

Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?

Cosmos7349,

As it turns out, his financials actually ARE under audit… just instead of the IRS, it’s by various parts of the justice system

Cosmos7349,

No, silly, this isn’t about the company Intel, “Intel” is referring to the government position “House Intelligability Chair”. He translates what the Republican representatives are saying so that the rest of us can understand it.

Cosmos7349,

tbh there’s so many great games at this point, I feel like 60% feels healthy enough. Like classic books.

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Definitely good enough. Just make sure to peer review, since one could say they tend to have more… uhhhh… creativity

Cosmos7349,

Wait I cant tell is your joke a joke?

Cosmos7349,

YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

Cosmos7349,

Damn, I hate it when you get the answer right, but the computer still marks it wrong cuz of some minor formatting error like this

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*for a motor coach

Edit: not a bullet point. prolly same edit as ^ 😂

Cosmos7349,

I mean it’s a play as old as time; “we give great deals to the sellers and the buyers, until we own the market”

Cosmos7349, (edited )

Fr 10 years ago I was cool, but I kept doing the same things and now I’m just basic lol. Even the undercut became a popular hairstyle.

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thecontentauthority.com/blog/sike-vs-psych

The cool thing about language is that anything goes, as long as enough people start spelling it that way.

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That’s my secret…

I’m always hungry

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