Hobbes_Dent

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Hobbes_Dent,

By the most Canadiana sounding name possible.

Hobbes_Dent,

🎶 You’re not going to hire a white man to play the little mermaid. 🎶

Hobbes_Dent,

Have you looked at World Anvil? It’s been a long time and I don’t remember what the free vs. paid tier comparisons were, but I thought it was pretty slick.

Edit: Didn’t realise the community I’m in. I have no idea the privacy state of World Anvil but I’ll edit if I come across it.

Hobbes_Dent,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he kept it on his ‘person’.

Hobbes_Dent,

Which came first - caulk or cock?

Hobbes_Dent,

“The president was irate, saying that I could not keep doing this to him,” Fauci wrote, according to The Times.

“He said he loved me, but the country was in trouble, and I was making it worse. He added that the stock market went up only 600 points in response to the positive Phase 1 vaccine news, and it should have gone up 1,000 points, and so I cost the country ‘one trillion dollars,’” Fauci reportedly said.

Priorities huh.

Hobbes_Dent,

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

Hobbes_Dent,

What a twist!

Hobbes_Dent,

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

Hobbes_Dent,

I know I’m just an undereducated consumer, but rough month for Sonos as far as my purchase plans went.

I went out mid-May to get a soundbar and headphones. As hard as it is, I sucked up my impulsive purchase drive because reportedly there was a big sale (25%) coming plus the new headphones had leaked and were going to be WiFi.

June comes. Headphones aren’t WiFi. Seeing privacy stories about Sonos.

So I let the 25% deal go by and still haven’t bought anything.

Hobbes_Dent,

Maybe if used together, but otherwise this is absurd overreach by the council.

Hobbes_Dent,

I’m sitting at work right now hungry. About half an hour ago I looked in my backup food supply and find only two things - instant mashed potatoes and Spam.

I think this is a sign. I mean, the picture is a sign.

Problem is I like my Spam like blackened on the outside which may piss off my partner.

Colorado Republican Brutally Grilled By Local News Anchor: ‘Why Is Abortion Good For Your Girlfriend? Bad For Other Women?’ (www.mediaite.com)

Colorado congressional candidate and sitting State Rep. Richard Holtorf ® received a tough grilling this week at the hands of local 9News anchor Kyle Clark over his apparent hypocrisy when it comes to abortion rights....

Hobbes_Dent,

“And I have. And I’m a pro-life person. I think you should try to choose life every time. But there are exceptions. And there are times when you need abortion. Abortion is a medical procedure,” declared Holtorf.

“Is one of the exceptions when Richard Holtorf is the father?” Clark demanded.

Hobbes_Dent,

“This should serve as a reminder to people that – despite the unrelenting attacks by partisan Democrats and their allies in the permanent Washington political class – Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s integrity and commitment to the truth is unwavering,” Goodman said.

GOP are badass now, remember. The Outsiders. Crime is cool when it’s White or spanglebanner collared.

The laptop provided a treasure trove of evidence for House Republican investigations of Biden and for criminal charges against him.

Pictures and text messages from Biden’s electronic devices were used to help convict him of gun charges in federal court on June 11 by suggesting he lied on a form about being addicted to drugs. Pictures showed apparent drugs and text messages referred to waiting for a dealer and to using drugs.

And are huuuuuuuuuuge fucking snitches.

Hobbes_Dent,

The real crime here is the crust.

Hobbes_Dent,

JUNIOR…

…mommy has to work in sick bay tonight supper is in the replicator. Please stay out of my drawers.

Hobbes_Dent,

“This is diminishing the American people’s faith in our system of justice itself and, to maintain a republic, you have to have that, people have to believe that justice is fair, that there’s equal justice under law.

No u

Hobbes_Dent,

“What’s the vector, Victor?”

Hobbes_Dent,

COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, deemed guilty… because, or determined badass based on this handy spreadsheet.

\ \ \ Age Race Team

Guilty

Lucky

Badass

Hobbes_Dent,

“So I said to her ‘what’s a trom you ask?’ and she fell right into the setup.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/85aba816-d85d-4ca6-8e36-64332141ea94.webp

Hobbes_Dent,

They should try, like, telling people about it. Do the politician thing and the pointing out thing about how and why it’s bad when doing the knocking on doors thing.

Hobbes_Dent,

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.

Hobbes_Dent,

Buying votes with system money.

Hobbes_Dent,

Knock knock.

Land Quark.

Why was Trump talking about sharks at a campaign event? (www.usatoday.com)

“It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?” Trump said. “By...

Hobbes_Dent,

Because Discovery was on in the hotel. Final answer.

Hobbes_Dent,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/086c353e-4912-4267-9f36-8f59291a5a44.jpeg

Hobbes_Dent,

Yer gonna need to quarantine this whooooole - what was it y’all call it? RenFaire? - I reckon, yessir ah do.

Hobbes_Dent,

Might be red and blue but that fruit Mac is probably rockin’ Yellow Dog.

Hobbes_Dent,

“Sorry about throwing grenades into your cellar.”

What a great video.

Hobbes_Dent,

The Restaurant at the End of the Rules of Aquisition.

Hobbes_Dent,

Ads themselves are an insult considering the cost of travel. But they’re insulting us all over the place on shit we pay for.

But personalized ads in view of strangers is full-on absurdly an insult to privacy. Get bent, I hope someone finds a way to display the guitar video and song for the whole plane.

Hobbes_Dent,

As you traverse the continent, the same “single” appears looking for love in every town you fly over.

Edit: then you’re over Nevada and ads switch to “Welcome back! We missed you at Bobs Brothel and Budget Backrubs, swing on by for our returning members discount.”

Hobbes_Dent,

🍯

Hobbes_Dent,

“We don’t give in to terrorists. Only domestic terrorists.”

Hobbes_Dent,

CBC here on the radio news had some streeters/sound bites from some Dutch people. One guy was basically “it’s because of the migrants [that he’s far right voting], and I don’t want any more green stuff”. The others echoed it. Of course, it was a story about the far right rise during EU elections, so those sentiments were highlighted, but still.

It’s sad we see this stuff in Canada, and The Netherlands, and everywhere else deciding they’d rather kill the species than be better.

Hobbes_Dent,

Man I’m glad I don’t have a job where I gotta keep up with the graphs world.

Also crime huh.

Hobbes_Dent,

I’m thinking all parties have some names but an election-causing uproar can only be a net-positive for the cons.

Just wait for the juvenile name calling this election.

Hobbes_Dent,

1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.

Hobbes_Dent,

INplements

Hobbes_Dent,

Wait ‘til you try cloacal.

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Hobbes_Dent,

Umad? Tubad.

Hobbes_Dent,

Omg they tarballed Data.

He’s with Tasha now.

Hobbes_Dent,

This is loosely how Canadians cure a hangover.

Hobbes_Dent,

Butterfly. In the sky, I, can fly twice, as high.

Hobbes_Dent,

Box has better airflow.

Hobbes_Dent,

Oh no haven’t they seen the Oceans series?

Hobbes_Dent,

Good. Fuck the thought police. Fuck the life police.

Hobbes_Dent,

Someone should ask Lax Headroom how he defines well-regulated militia and how he sees it applied.

Alas, we know.

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