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ChunkMcHorkle, (edited ) 
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FuglyDuck, 
probably with dozens of people watching, too.
CharlesDarwin, 
Wait, where did he meet those Russian spies at?
Coach, Every accusation is an admission.
Dagwood222, Came to say that!
billiam0202, Nah, it was probably more like a greasy shit overloaded his Depends and ran out onto the chair.
youngGoku, Probably after he ate the notes and then when the staffers told him he can’t do that he shitted it back out for them.
leftzero, It’s all projection with these guys.
greysemanticist, So, did that happen just before the Tiny Desk Thanksgiving talk? I don’t think they ever really explained why he wasn’t using the Resolute Desk for that talk.
https://lemmy.one/pictrs/image/0ba549a7-b7d6-4a80-8f05-c7488f2707b6.jpeg
CharlesDarwin, If he did, it’s probably because he hates Obama so very much.
CharlesDarwin, The former guy sure is one weird dude. And the worst of America wants him back in office.
AllNewTypeFace, 
With the right, it’s. Always. Projection.
Treczoks, As we all know, Trump and his MAGA heads are masters of projection. Go figure what this means for “A president shat on the desk in the Oval Office”.
BestBouclettes, They used it as a changing table for him
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Ulvain, I know it’s been said a bunch of times now, but I’ve never been so convinced of anything in my life as much as I’m convinced this means Trump shat in the Oval.
knobbysideup, 
So diaper don definitely shat on it.
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Uranium3006, 
He does have a certain fixation on bodily waste, doesn't he?
LEDZeppelin, Every accusation is a confession
TheJims, Yup. Trump definitely pooped on the Oval Office desk. He’s probably shiting on desks right now in Mar a lardo
robocall, 
Who are these billionaires and what companies do they own that are supporting Trump?
thefartographer, And how can we shit on their desks?
sunbrrnslapper, This made my night.
ThePowerOfGeek, (edited ) 
There’s an app called ‘Goods’ ‘Goods Unite Us’ on Android (and I assume iOS) that allows you to search for companies and brands and see who they find politically.
Edit: I was just looking at the icon. The Android app is actually called ‘Goods Unite Us’. Thanks for the tip via the iOS app, u/marketsnodsbury.
marketsnodsbury, On iOS it’s GUU (Goods Unite Us).
SmurfNuts, Says the incontinent fuckwit lol. What did he have to gain from saying this? He's just confirming what we already know. Which is the oval office smelled like a toilet and body odor during his pathetic reign on a daily basis.
Veedem, 
He probably thought it was Deborah’s desk
AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, 
Every accusation is a confession?
someguy3, So it’s tradition for presidents to leave a letter to the next president. Do we now have a clue what Trump left for Biden?
ptz, 
Since everything he says is projection, one can only assume some poor aide had to change his diaper on that very same desk.
ivanafterall, 
This is literally projection, now that people know he doesn't take care of his hygiene (shocking).
According to a former GOP representative describing the odor:
“It’s not good. The best way to describe it... take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.”
Hadriscus, “a butt”
xmunk, A surprising number of people think soiled (even literally) just means disgraced - I assume Trump is in this camp.
PedroMaldonado, This guy is the gop candidate? Man. The Russians and the. Chinese must be laughing their ass off at us.
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