McCoy: $%@#$!
Ensign_Crab, Picard is speaking French throughout. It doesn’t translate “merde” because children were present at the time.
samus12345, 
Poor Scotty must have been frustrated by the computer having to devote so much power to keeping McCoy’s language family friendly.
dumbass, 
Scotty: Captain, I’d love to give her more, but you’re going to have to tape the Doctors mouth shut for the next 5 hours to conserve power.
usernamefactory, Nah, he’d have no right to speak. Scott’s swear count has got to have been even higher McCoy’s. “I canna ▢▢▢▢▢▢▢ change the ▢▢▢▢ laws of physics. I’ve got ta have thirty ▢▢▢▢-▢▢▢▢ minutes!”
ininewcrow, 
… McCoy boards a new Federation Ship for the first time
… absolutely no one can understand what he’s saying
Orbituary, 
Damnit, Jim, that last one is a bad take.
Quill7513, Please. We all know its because Kirk couldn’t find the setting in the ship’s auto complete section. Dude bro is running the USS enterprise almost entirely on stock settings and apps, and further, the one thing he DID download gave the ship a computer virus. And like… The computer equivalent of an STD, too
cybervseas, I read it as “spock settings” and it still made sense.
Quill7513, “Spock I can’t figure out where the settings are to save these captains logs”
aeronmelon, Kirk messes up the ship
Kirk: “Spock, take care of it.”
Spock: Kif eye roll and sigh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Spock show them the medal I won
AVincentInSpace, OK what did I miss
Spitzspot, 
“Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not a cunning linguist.”
setsneedtofeed, 
Uhhhh, probably better to just let him swear.
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The_Picard_Maneuver, 
negativenull, 
That was the translator working hard to keep things 1960s PG
RizzRustbolt, Ironic that it autocrorrected to the race least likely to fuck.
rtxn,
negativenull, (edited ) Shaxs, is that you?!?
Edit: carrying a warp core no less!
ummthatguy, 
southsamurai, 
I have one question: EXPLOSIONS?!
ummthatguy, 
Captain Freeman has several reasons why the swearing is turned off.
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