ATDA

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Is this the prep step for American Pie?

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Kinda weird but really nominal considering what the rest of the party is being forgiven of by their base.

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The Palpatine Syndrome is real and documented.

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I hope to see a special Last Week Tonight!

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I don’t know why I did it!

Ok so you’re just a fucking asshole.

Ggez

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Ok so ban booze and guns.

Oh wait he’s talking out of his ass politically, ideologically, and logically.

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He really thinks he’s going to setup a martyr narrative? I mean I’m sure Trump fans will think ThE dEep StAte is involved with his death regardless but …

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The guy she doesn’t worship btw.

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The old, “throw something extreme out there and call it a joke” strat eh?

His jokes are more based in reality than anything else he says…

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Ok or I could multiply my eggs before they hatch by hoping Soros or some other right wing boogie man buys it haha

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So bonus points for his followers?

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If mother Teresa were on trial for something that was basically proven before the trial why do you think she would beat the charges?

Oh right it’s empty word salad for his base right right.

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He literally just, "trust me bro"s NBC lol

There is no evidence NewsGuard acted in concert with or on behalf of the U.S. government when it investigated Dougan. Asked for proof of such a partnership, Dougan sent a link to his own video, a 31-minute monologue laden with conspiracy theories. He’d reposted it to YouTube.

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Graduating from cancel culture to deportation culture.

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The project that reminds me how terrible my humor used to be and how bad I feel for still giggling occasionally.

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Correction 05/21/24, 1:10 p.m. ET: This article was updated to make clear there is no evidence the Tucker Carlson Network has done a deal with Russian state TV.

They changed the article title and comment to correctly reflect the report that Russia is just playing his crap which says enough about his ideology. But real lax initial reporting standards…

ATDA,

Well deserved fate.

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Well I’ll be damned look skeletor came back to tell women they should accept fewer rights again.

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Coming this fall, a Poo Themed Michael Jackson extravaganza by Donald Trump: Loo Walker.

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“In America, you can be anything you want, so don’t be weak and gay.”

… What if I want to be those things?

Why doesn’t she choose not to be fucking stupid and not an asshole?

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I mean yeah okay. Coffee, tea? Love him or hate him he’s going to tell some cool stories…

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Introverts, UNITE! WAIT NO!

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Do kids even perapera about azumanga anymore?

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No kidding, that’s super cool. I imagined the series becoming a bit of a comedic hidden gem back in the day.

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Say what you will about her but I know this much. After a speech you’ll never hear Crickets.

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I think his fans equate rallies to a fair or rodeo. Trust they’re still voting if they previously did and it isn’t for anyone but orange daddy. Just because the spectacle wanes does not mean they are voting any other way.

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Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?

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That makes him smart… I think?

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Yeah once check of the Internet would probably have me thinking, “a quieter life letting Daddy pay my through college seems like a better choice.”

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I love the response from the zoo. Bro, you dye your hair, dogs can dye their hair.

YOU JUST CALLED IT A FUCKING DOG

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Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.

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If I ignored this guy the way he ignores modern history he wouldn’t have been fucking born…

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I remember when Republicans were afraid of death panels.

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Naw, dibs on that giant floating trash island. Piss off, no one wanted it until they could alchemy!

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Gotta love the coding here.

R’s: Can we be say… THIS racist in our districting?

Court: For the second time no.

ATDA,

Make the dominion settlement look like child’s play. Crush those liars. Words have consequences, expensive consequences.

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I know the network would fold immediately, but the sheer joy of seeing, “Fox News, under new management of Hunter Biden” would be so worth it.

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Me, a layman: GEE I WONDER IF SWEARING TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION MEANS HE SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO DESTROY IT.

In all caps.

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That’s a Hammerhead-i Eagle Thrust I think.

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I agree but let’s be real the he real absurdity here is that the ice cream machine wasn’t kneecapped by it’s own manufacturer …

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This shit upsets me to near no end. I got mad, very mad. Leaving really shitty messages mad. But I’m going to get more involved and put that energy where it needs to be. That isn’t in fist fights. It isn’t in more violence.

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More legit than the Medicare, tech support, and spectrumattverizon bill reduction teams that incessantly call nowadays anyway.

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Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?

Defendant: YOU’VE GOT NOTHING ON ME

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A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.

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If Trump died the day before the election, I’ll be there to spite vote. I literally do not care what the circumstances are.

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Hell how many stories have there been of people getting fired for automating their job haha.

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I know it’s just my anecdotal experience but I don’t know a single Biden or Trump voter that’s been lost to rfk jr.

Both sides just see him as a spoiler or have no idea who he is.

I personally think he’d appeal more to the less informed conspiracy types but he’s got no where the charisma or draw Trump does to that crowd.

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I mean Christ even niche chan boards were heavily targeted by the alt right turning frothing shit cauldrons into … more frothy racist shit cauldrons?

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