Agent641

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Agent641,

I bet Data listens to EDM.

Agent641,

This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.

Agent641, (edited )

I require all officers to attend mandatory terrorism classes.

(I’ve never watched star trek and Im basing my assumption of this ladys’ attitude towards terrorism among her ranking officers off the animosity this community has towards her. And she looks like a “keep your enemies closer” type of person)

Agent641,

I believe it.

Agent641,

My wife wants to know your location

Agent641,

Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

Agent641,

Awkward when you have a cavoodle

Agent641,

Jokes on them, I crave the abyss

Agent641,

The alternative is burying Ukraine in Russians

Agent641,

Incorrect, guess again.

Agent641,

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

Agent641,

No, its millennials killing the aircraft industry.

Agent641,

For his next act, a swingers club in Saudi Arabia

Agent641,

Im not gay, but you’re welcome.

Agent641,

Oh honey, you’re exactly the right amount of fabulous!

Agent641,

Embrace the void, whatever your name is.

Agent641,

Some of my favourite hobbies include white body paint and martyring myself for dictatorial cult leaders.

Agent641,

“We’re gonna need a second trolley!”

Agent641,

I am once again asking for yyyy-mm-dd

Agent641,

I can fly almost anything good in KSP. Once I flew an aircraft hangar to the island airstrip. An aircraft hangar!

Agent641,

They turned it off once to clear rubble underneath it so it looked more spectacular.

Agent641,

Recipe: One tablespoon of butter.

Me: Incorrect!

Agent641,

Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.

Agent641,

I’m still not sure.

Agent641,

Team Fortress: San Andreas

Agent641,

Sorry, Ill go fix it now that you’ve brought it to my attention.

Agent641,

Beware the beast ‘man’, for he is the devils pawn. Alone among gods creatures, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea he will murder his brother to possess his brothers land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home, and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair for he is the harbinger of death.

Agent641,

Oh, he’s taken care of, alright.

Agent641,

They dead

Agent641,

Step 1: Garuntee a product for life or full refund.

Step 2: Cease business and start a different company.

Agent641,

You could try Nuclino? I use it all the time for small project collaboration

Agent641,

$1800 a month not including bills.

Agent641, (edited )

We all played minecraft, just some of us played it in real life out of scrap metal and discarded bricks

Agent641,

A likely story!

Agent641,

Based

Agent641,

Argue with boss, 92% chance to hit

Agent641,

You are the people.

Agent641,

How much rent should we charge?

Agent641,

Finished him off with a tire iron and buried him in a shallow grave. Sold the bike to a scrapyard. Spent the money on whippets.

Agent641,

Square gang represent!

Agent641,

I dont play Rust anymore but I still watch rust youtubers out of a morbid fascination of how they start out fun and wholesome, then they get tired and burned out, then they become the same angry, toxic sweaties they disliked in the first place.

Im pretty sure Rust has become a sentient tulpa demon that feeds on toxic rage.

Agent641,

Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.

Agent641,

A bear would never do this.

Agent641,

Meat products have already capitalised on successful food shapes. Round burger patties, sausages, bacon rashers. These are sensible and convenient shapes for meat to come in. It makes sense that vegan products should take advantage of existing and familiar shapes, because consumers intuitively know how to cook these shapes.

Agent641,

How did you come to that conclusion?

Agent641,

Probably the very instant mum walks in, too.

Agent641,

Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.

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