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It was a House guy who thought Guam could flip over, right? Because that one is up there.

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Yeah I like to claim humor after I was a public idiot too. No one believes it either.

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Those threads with “fixed it!” and no instructions? If they’re on reddit, I’m posting “I deleted system32 and the problem went away!”

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You know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.

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why does your chair have bones at all, let alone fucking bones. What animal did you build it out of and why do you sit on a throne of skulls anyways

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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at least they figured out skulls are made of memory bone back in the 1600s. way more comfy

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Ritter, a former United Nations Special Commission weapons inspector, U.S. Marine Corps intelligence officer, and a convicted sex offender,

please keep him

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Of course fucking Sarbanes is on the list

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I only did that for a decade before switching to a cash basis field. It was so good for my sanity.

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when people stop being exploited then I’ll worry about the animals.

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He’s from florida. You can’t have a VP nominee and a presidential nominee from the same state. And trump ain’t from NY. Easy solution.

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legally steam accounts are nontransferrable. so ymmv

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go for it. challenge it in court. I’m sure your pro se filing will win.

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who said I was joking? stop whinging and nut up.

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Put one in one pile, take them all with the other. Sounjds like a party

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♬♩♪♩( ◜◒◝ )♩♪♩♬ JOHN BROWNS BODY LIES A MOULDRING IN HIS GRAVE

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They make this ointment called calmoseptine. It’s like desitin but it has a soothing effect. Ring around that rosie and you’ll feel better

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They’re gonna call the next one the Bidemic or something stupid just watch

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I’ve got a friend who draws comics. When he draws our group, for some reason my head is always fucking huge. We’ve laughed about it and he’s tried to draw mine smaller. It just happens that way every time. Cracks us up.

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Campus cops never kept people safe. They keep the property safe.

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I’m pretty sure Worf lost Alexander a few times on purpose.

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It’s sunny on memorial day. You BBQ. You go to the pool. Why would you go to the movie?

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I just typed a comment I guess FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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It’s about stuff and things, so that’s nice

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You left out “the prosecution will intentionally spoil their case” or something like it but I think you got all the big ones. I’m sure we could brainstorm up a few dozen more ways they could ruin the case intentionally along the way so as to prevent justice, but I’m tired and I don’t want to give the other side any hints

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nah this asks the question why are we making brownies in a 9x13. like, what if we tossed it in a loaf pan or something I suck at baking

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Look if I can turn food into shit I deserve to get paid for it if it is fancy shit

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