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Hm. I cast the seventh level spell Inflammatory Bowel Disease

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I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons

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The look on mom’s face when we get to the dentist after she said we were going to Disney

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chronological in order of series release or in order of stardate?

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what about mirror universe?

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Of course not they make enough offa Skyrim

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I don’t even know if mine still works, but I can’t hook it up to the TV right now anyways. Had to get a cheap one with no RCAs. Fuckin Costco.

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Hey I’ve got two machine guns on my feet watch out buddy edit link

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I’m worried about all y’all 3s

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Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that

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A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”

Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”

He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”

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I’m not sure Neelix is the adult in this relationship

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I know some people who would’ve preferred sand. My nephew had a cat food phase.

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i bet she owns some stock in a corporation you shopped at this week better watch out transphobe

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why does the center simply not eat the kicker

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is there a difference between hillbillies and hill folk or is that just playing with words

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A while back they made this joke contest for a toilet with a footrest and a seat like a gaming chair, and it came with an Xbox and a TV, and me and the ibd gang got a little too excited.

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and that’s why you turn off your high beams when you see oncoming traffic

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he doesn’t need to write that in. the VA will do it anyways.

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there were dicks in the shower scene?

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I’ma go on a limb and speculate: entire damn programming industry has decided that, rather than listen to their customers and sell complete products, they would rather provide inferior Shit as a Service because it brings in more revenues.

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Dude, if every coder had the same opinion this would be a straight line. You start paying the techbros in stock and they start putting profit over everything else too.

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It was a House guy who thought Guam could flip over, right? Because that one is up there.

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Yeah I like to claim humor after I was a public idiot too. No one believes it either.

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33550336 is pretty odd. look at those pairs. they must be fuckin.

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why does your chair have bones at all, let alone fucking bones. What animal did you build it out of and why do you sit on a throne of skulls anyways

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at least they figured out skulls are made of memory bone back in the 1600s. way more comfy

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who said I was joking? stop whinging and nut up.

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