Jessica

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Jessica,

And you’re someone with poor spelling and reading comprehension.

It’s you’re, not your.

Jessica,

I mocked his position and delivery actually because I said he also has poor reading comprehension. I read their entire chain of comments before replying, and it was evident @blindbunny was having issues reading and understanding the messages @disguy_ovahea was sending.

Jessica,

It’s extra ironic since the scale goes from 1 to 5 with 3 being in the middle and 1 being nukes are dropping.

Jessica,

It’s empire of dirt, but I suppose in his case, cardboard cutouts of his likeness could have worked as well. He was covering Trent Reznor’s song though.

Missing mother found dead inside 16-foot-long python after it swallowed her whole in Indonesia (www.cbsnews.com)

A woman has been found dead inside the belly of a snake after it swallowed her whole in central Indonesia, a local official said Saturday, marking at least the fifth person to be devoured by a python in the country since 2017....

Jessica,

Everyone else already said you are constricted before swallowed, but even if you weren’t, it would take the snake several minutes to even ingest you. It’s a very slow process. There are tons of videos on YouTube of it.

Jessica,

I think you actually want {🐸}∪{🐘}⊂{🐂} because ∪ is union and ∩ is intersection. There are no frogs that are also elephants so the set would be empty and thus couldn’t contain any bulls. 😔

Jessica,

I’m so glad you posted this! I saw a wall of text concluded by a cursed unsustainable, and I couldn’t help but say unsustainable like in the song. It wasn’t until I played the song on my phone that I realized the link below was the song and these were the lyrics lol

Jessica,

I’m glad DisplacedGamers is finally getting the recognition he deserves. I personally prefer his older content from before he started the behind the code series, but this latest one on reprogramming Tetris was great.

Jessica, (edited )

Everyone in these comments needs Jesus lol. Frozen pizza sucks ass, and we only eat it because it’s convenient. It’s not even cheaper than take out anymore with inflation. I can get a 3 topping large carry out from Dominos for like $7-8 (I forget), which is the same damn price anymore for a tiny mediocre frozen pizza from the grocery store. If you really want it NOW, go to Costco’s food court and get huge ass slices for $2 each.

EDIT: Apparently I need to provide some sources since I’m being downvoted to hell

Dominos nationwide has always offered carryout coupons. At the moment, my local Dominos has the following 3:


<span style="color:#323232;">For $7.99 each, carry out all pizzas with 1 topping on any of our 5 crusts - $7.99
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1 Large 3 Topping Pizza – Carryout Only - $10.99
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Large Pizza with up to 5 Toppings - Carryout Only - $13.99
</span>

I’ll concede the 3 topping is not the $7-8 I remember, but if we just roll with the Large 1 topping, which IS $7.99, and we specifically take a look at the quantity of food you get by referencing the nutritional facts: cache.dominos.com/…/DominosNutritionGuide.pdf

We can quickly figure out the total calories in a 14" Dominos carry out Pepperoni pizza for $7.99 with a coupon that’s always available.


<span style="color:#323232;">160 calories - 14" Hand Tossed
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 10 calories - Pizza Sauce
</span><span style="color:#323232;">100 calories - Regular Cheese
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 40 calories - Pepperoni
</span><span style="color:#323232;">310 calories total times 8 slices
</span>

= 2,480 calories

So @samus12345 I have no idea what you’re talking about when you say a large 3 topping is $26.34. Clearly you don’t know how coupons work.

@frickineh if you go look at the total calories in your Totino’s Party Pizza, you’ll find the whole box is around 600 calories for $2 at Walmart so if you buy 4 of them to match the calories in the Dominos pizza, it comes out to the same $8 you’d spend at Dominos. You can also go to Costco and spend those same $2 for 710 calories of 1/6 of a Costco Pepperoni pizza.

All of this is to say your average freezer aisle grocery store pizza has around 750 calories for around $7, which comes out to roughly 100 calories per dollar. You get much better value doing takeout from Dominos, and if you’re going to eat the frozen pizza as soon as you get home anyways like the Tweet suggested, you might as well get more bang for your buck.

Jessica,

I updated my comment with additional information

Jessica,

I updated my comment with additional information

Jessica, (edited )

You’re feeding your cat the equivalent of potato chips. No shit it’s all they want to eat lol

Edit: I can’t read. See below

Jessica, (edited )

Oh. I genuinely misread OP’s post as Friskies, not Fancy Feast. I agree any wet food is miles better than dry food. Apologies @Dohnuthut

I will take this opportunity to plug catfooddb.com to find quality wet foods because not all are created equally. Many have more fat than protein, which is not normal in the diet of a cat in the wild.

My personal recommendation is Tiki Cat

Jessica,

This post is just making me nostalgic for Diablo 2, but also Bec de Corbin because it’s unique

Jessica,

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

Jessica,

I’m pretty sure Bernie won a lot of primaries. He got 72% of the vote in Washington: www.nytimes.com/elections/2016/…/washington

Edit: Yeah he won quite a few: en.wikipedia.org/…/Results_of_the_2016_Democratic…

Jessica,

Hades was actually made by a reasonably large team in an actual office setting. NoClip documented the entire development of the game on YouTube.

Jessica,

They also seem to be ballooning out in all directions as if worn by a morbidly obese person

Jessica,

Now you just need a model one Sega genesis SCART cable with inline audio to plug into the headphone jack and an OSSC to perfectly multiply the scan lines up to HD resolutions! Oh and also to set your HDTV into its gaming mode to reduce input lag.

Jessica,

Update: This particular issue has reportedly been resolved

Jessica,

In a similar vein, there is also www.dekudeals.com for the Nintendo switch. It has similar functionality where you can make an account and be notified when games go on sale for consoles.

Jessica,

These days you can use it with a flashed 4MB action replay cartridge to play burned discs

Jessica,

You went through all this trouble and you’re not even playing it in VR? Tsk tsk

Jessica,

I’m just yanking you chain. In all seriousness though, I’m curious if you could enable finger tracking on a headset and line up your physical buttons with the virtual ones. Could be insanely immersive if the scale is correct!

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