Lost_My_Mind

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Lost_My_Mind,

HOW ARE YOU SEEING THIS???

Lost_My_Mind,

Me.

Lost_My_Mind,

Guilty.

Lost_My_Mind,

Honestly surprised you didn’t use the one gif from some random early episode, 10+ years before 2016, where the simpsons were predicting that trump would ruin the country as president, and Lisa had to fix things now.

Lost_My_Mind,

It’s 2002, and you’re still playing PS1?

Lost_My_Mind,

This makes me sad. Because this post is basically, “hey, if you weren’t alive at the time, this is what this iconic game manual looks like.”

And granted, I guess thats EVERY post on this sub…

Maybe I’m just having a sad day. Because I love the content. I don’t mean to imply I’m anti-this post.

I’m just like “yeah…it’s the manual…just like every game ever gets…”

And then I hear Jon Lajoie singing at me “BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!”

Games today don’t get manuals, and I feel like an old man yelling at clouds…

Lost_My_Mind,

…your childhood makes me sad.

Your new crt makes me happy!

Emotions are hard…

Lost_My_Mind,

Ah yes. The ol’ “God dammit…I’ll do it later!” routine. I’m quite versed in the art of procrastination.

What you don’t know is that I typed this message 10 minutes ago. I’m just now getting around to hitting the “reply” button to post it.

Lost_My_Mind,

Part of me wants that tv. Part of me has absolutely no room at my place. Part of me wants to be home so I can play super mario bros. And part of me just wants to be sent back to the 80s…take me away from this AWFUL decade. Everything sucks now, and the people who are in charge are rewarded for making it worse.

I want to go home…and it’s weird to think of a decade as home. But this isn’t home.

Lost_My_Mind,

Is this a “Not enough connections” problem? Or an “I’m having a midlife breakdown, and an abundance of disposable income”?

Because shit…I can get behind the second one. A friend who has TOO MUCH MONEY to spend, and a love for retro gaming? Hell yeah!

Throw in a 24 pack of beer, and we got a night where I’m gonna kick your ass in Goldeneye007 on N64!!! No oddjob.

Lost_My_Mind,

If that had been me, I honestly would have taken a shit on the rug, smeared it in, and THEN turned the thermastat way up.

You ruin the carpet. You make your dad clean a mess. AND you touch the thermastat which dads hate.

Lost_My_Mind,

…ok, I’m moving into this room. Reddit loves Nutella. What snack food does Lemmy love, that I should bring?

The comedian in me wants to say cocaine, but lets face it…Lemmy is a bunch of linux nerds. I HIGHLY doubt cocaine is what would best represent this platform.

…so what are we thinking? Oreos? I got some potatoe chips in the cabinette.

Lost_My_Mind,

Alright, yeah. I can get behind that.

Lost_My_Mind,

Fairly sure at that point Kamala Harris becomes president the moment Biden dies. Harris then needs to pick a VP, and the republican party would be fucked. Has trump even picked a new VP?

I personally think it would be hilarious if Mike Pence created the TRU.MP PARTY. Thats right. The Tru Mike Pence Party. Tru being a way to make the whole thing copyrightable. Like Tru.Moo Milk.

It would be just ABSOLUTE hilarity if Pence split the republican ticket with people that thought they were voting for trump.

I’m sure there would be MORE lawsuits, but I’m not sure if trump can afford MORE legal costs.

God this plan makes me laugh over how its equal parts witty and downright idiotic. Basically a mockery of our election system. Which is why its the perfect representation of where we are right now.

Lost_My_Mind,

And if you can’t meme (because you’re like me, and too old) a man can … soup.

Lost_My_Mind,

No, I mean democrats have a clear horse in the race in this scenario. Democrats wouldn’t need to fight for who gets their pick. It’s Harris.

But if trump died…then what? Who’s the pick? How do they decide? They’d be fucked.

Lost_My_Mind,

Ok…but whats the rest of the joke???

Lost_My_Mind,

I mean, with inflation being what it has been since covid, you can understand why his reaction was disappointment (while still believing it to be true) rather than laughing at the idea of paying $5 for 1 bottle, as I would have done 5 years ago.

“No really, what is it? Like $0.70? A dollar??? Whoooo boy. Pushing it to expensive with that dollar price…FIVE DOLLARS??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok, no, really what is it? Like $0.80?”

And now if that sign says $5 we all just hang our heads in disgrace and accept that THIS is where inflation is right now.

Granted that’s NOT what it is, but you’ll excuse us for thinking this is where we are now.

Lost_My_Mind,

Wait until you find out what happened to egg and milk prices in 2022.

Lost_My_Mind,

…what?

Lost_My_Mind,

I could go for some chicken wings.

Lost_My_Mind,

I think you read the post wrong. This is being posted by a woman. “He” never says he has a bussy. It’s the girlfriend/wife that is upset that her boyfriend/husband was pretending she was a guy, and that her actual pussy was a boys butthole.

Lost_My_Mind,

And none are more asswhippening to llamas.

Lost_My_Mind,

I want that winamp, as an android app, that doesn’t spy or send data to 3rd parties. Look how llama whipping it is!

Lost_My_Mind,

At some point, the creator said “I don’t need to update this anymore…what am I going to do? Make it BETTER???”

Lost_My_Mind,

Hi, former kid here. No, you really don’t. Your eyesight and general health thank you.

Lost_My_Mind,

EB Toys??? We had KB Toys (or Kay Bee Toys), and we had Electronics Boutique. Which sold video games and small electronics.

But you had EB Toys???

Lost_My_Mind,

AND warioland!!!

The virtual boy is Nintendos coolest console that deserved to fail. It had some good games in it’s tiny library. It brought some cool concepts to the project. But the virtual console deserved to die.

Lost_My_Mind,

If you had a super nintendo it was the same cord. Just like the game gear used the genesis cord.

But they never designed AC cords with the regular game boy. Which still makes me mad. NES or SNES power cord, and I’d have been happy as a kid…

Lost_My_Mind,

I loved KB Toys. Worked there for a short period.

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