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Um, aktchually, that’s a string, not a number.

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kiU

I know vitamins are typically measured (at least here in the US) in International Units (IU), but I’ve never heard of “kiU”.

What’s that short for?

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You guessed correctly?

– Source: A millennial American

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Mmm… Chocolatey.

(Just kidding; I hate chocolate ice cream.)

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Hey, neighbor! We also called them “Push-Ups” where I’m from!

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One big problem I’ve always had with cassettes is due to the nature of how cassettes work, the sound literally slows down as the battery in the player gets lower.

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I can appreciate that.

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Yum.

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I work in retail.

I guarantee this is 100% necessary and also 100% ineffective.

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Yeah, I feel you. I’m in the same boat.

Hey, you remember that PBS math show—can’t remember the name—where a group of kids go into cyberspace and have to do math shit to defeat this villain dude? Best fucking shit ever. Lol.


Edit: Figured it out! It’s Cyberchase! Like I said: best. shit. ever.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7c9b2f53-ddc0-4585-b633-4cf462a3190f.jpeg

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I was thinking of Cyberchase. Haha.

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Nope. I was thinking of Cyberchase. Lol.

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You don’t wanna fuck with the IRS.

Even the Joker is afraid of the IRS.

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Not familiar with that show/movie/whatever, but they aren’t wrong. The IRS just wants to be paid. You pay them, they leave you alone. Done.

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Girlfriend Stereotypical girlfriend

Ftfy. :P

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I think most of us are less apathetic like Squidward and more just exhausted. We care about a lot of the things happening, but there’s so much going on we physically can’t keep track of, let alone care about, it all, so we don’t. We just don’t have the mental or emotional energy for it.

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Honestly, that’s why despite as much respect as I have for the Constitution and the founding fathers, I sincerely believe that a parliamentary, rather than federal system, would be far more efficient & effective. Sure, problems could effect faster, but so could solutions.

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I feel for you. On behalf of my country, I would like to apologize for all the bullshit we put you all through. You deserve better neighbors. :(

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Lol, I love how there’s an xkcd at this point for seemingly everything.

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Well I’m not gay, but I am pan, though. Do I count or should I go turn myself in?

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Yay! I’m a part of something! :D

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Gooble Gobble

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As of January 1^st^ 2023:

  • 3 280.84 feet
  • 1 093.61 yards
  • 198.84 rods
  • 49.71 chains
  • 4.97 furlongs

Take your pick.


Edit: Whoops, forgot to provide my source for the date aspect: https://www.nist.gov/system/files/documents/2024/04/09/NIST%20HB44%202024%20Appendix%20C.pdf (Warning: PDF) – Sorry about that!

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Well, let’s say the typical minimum diameter of a burger patty is 2 inches, and the typical maximum diameter is 6 inches, with a mean of about 4 inches:

That would mean that, depending on the diameter of the patty, and assuming all patties are the same diameter, 1 kilometer equals approximately 6 562–19 685 burger patties, with a mean of 9 843.

(All values were rounded up to the nearest integer.)

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This image just screams “AI-generated”. Yuck.


Edit: I don’t hate AI-generated images, just the ones that are disgustingly Uncanny Valley.

Aside from that, I just have one thing to say: your face.

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English is not a language.

English is 6 drunk raccoons driving an M1 Abrams through a Wendy’s drivethru.

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Exactly! Just add a few sweaty rednecks and an extra large fry and you’re golden. 👍

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if it’s found 200 years from now by some archaeologist

Only if it’s acid-free paper.

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Oh gods please tell me this is not chain letters but for the modern modern age… I don’t wanna go through that again…

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I imagine it’s NSFW because of how they’re holding the cable!

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There are currently 7 downvoted on this post.

Who the fuck would downvote this, and why? xD

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