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They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.

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Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!

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If we don't enforce the already existing rules to a meaningful degree.... what's stopping people from ignoring the new ones?

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That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

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Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

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Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.

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You might take me too seriously

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Might seriously taking me, too

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I am married, have a kid and am currently responding to your shit post, so...

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Treat your dad because the clothes that are worth nothing cost almost nothing, so they are easy on his credit card? Perhaps? Please be something like that! Pretty please!

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I bet you're one of those barbarians who use a fork when they should have used a fork! Out of my sight, lowly peasant!

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"On this puppet, can you show the court where the borg queen touched you?"

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“So, uh… whose mum are we calling first?”

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Norgur and what the fuck at Tanagra!

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So the answer to climate change is wage war and shoot dictators in the Middle East? One certain Mr. Rumsfeld is gonna be thrilled to hear that!

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Every Sunday is sloth day!

Biden Administration Tightens Mileage Standards to Buoy E.V.s | The new rule requires automakers to achieve an average of 65 miles per gallon across all models by 2031. (www.nytimes.com)

The new standards require American automakers to increase fuel economy so that, across their product lines, their passenger vehicles would average 65 miles per gallon by 2031, up from 48.7 miles today. The average mileage for light trucks, including pickup trucks and sport utility vehicles, would have to reach 45 miles per...

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I was impressed initially, even sat through the NY Times yapping about "Mr. Biden" and what "Mr. Trump" said about "Mr. Biden" (calling them both Mr. XY is really weird to me) but then I read that they are keeping the light trucks exception and all awe was replaced by utter resignation... sad.

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So that's why my neighbor was so afraid of the b's nest in his garden!

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Oh yes! But ladies and gentlemen, food is boring. We, of course, will create a bright future for society with never-ending Yorkshire Tea!

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Well,.Bitwarden is here for you. You can even self host Bitwarden and skip fees all together if you feel so inclined at some point.

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That's what organizations are for in Bitwarden. They are groups you can give passwords to instead of your personal vault and people in said organizations can then see them just as their own passwords. That's exactly what you described, no?

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Why can't you? I don't see where the issue is. During password creation, you choose your organization and it's done. If the entry already exists, edit the entry and choose the organization under "owner". It's four clicks max. Do you use this so differently than I do?

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Drunken “who did what with whom” (or “who did whom” in short) fights in public beat every audiobook on your way to work.

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There is just a little transporter there, storing all pathogens in the pattern buffer. Patent goes to a Mister Oberin or something.

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good one!

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None of those look remotely edible to me.

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Oh…. Chewing… ah… can… can I get another one? This one's…. gulp, a little worse for wear.

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Too much fat, or gluten. Depends if you got your liver from the front or the back row on that picture.

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En garde! 🥖

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🥖😰 tocuhé!

Dang it! I'll get you next time!

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How is Microsoft related to a tool to scan Linux for malware?

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Because on Reddit (and here on Lemmy) people use up and downvotes exclusively to rate the quality of a post, not as a tool to show disapproval without having to be able to actually articulate why. I like when social interactions go exactly as intended - like in this case - and don't devolve into two people arguing with silent mobs behind them.

/s for everyone who's as blind to sarcasm as this shitty AI from Google.

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And all Al says is convoluted, kinda off and weird.

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Yelling something hilarious about some Brandon fella, methinks

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Every time I start to think that video game journalism cannot possibly become more biased towards triple A publishers they prove me wrong right away.

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Why is high voltage that hard to read?

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes? I guess?

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none of the above. It's frozen.

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Or — and hear me out here — you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

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But this isn't "making a treat savory", this is "put things you'd normally eat as a regular dish, put them into a plastic cup and pretend it's revolutionary".

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Is it frozen? No? Why should it be a parfait then? Just because something looks vaguely like something else, it's not that thing. Gravy can look like chocolate sauce, so can I call my meat "pork au chocolat" then?"

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And what the fuck are they used for?!

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Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

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This thing looks cool even without a disability, TBH. I can't judge its usefulness for disabled people, of course, but I hope it'll be the tool they need to mitigate the issues life has cursed them with, at least for a little while during game sessions.

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I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much

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That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.

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I wouldn't go that far.

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Just my subjective take, but you can add a "for women" after everything people like this say to better get the real meaning:

Carson, who is often mentioned as a potential Trump VP, writes in his new book that the U.S. should end no-fault divorce laws.

... for women

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