@Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Smorty

@Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I’m a person who tends to program stuff in Godot and also likes to look at clouds. Sometimes they look really spicy outside.

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Smorty,

My parents used to make me wear this uncomfortable sweater whenever we had an “online” appointment. Today’s kids have it so easy.

Smorty,

What if we kissed through the anti-direct-contact breathing tube? 😤✨💞

Smorty,

You wanna have the pro version of the reminder to remove the ads in the notifications

Smorty,

All is good. I just thought the name was somewhat fun. Like:

Ah yes, I of course use then professional reminder as I am a professional individual attending important gatherings and fulfilling professional duties.

Smorty,

In addition to titty skittles bitches meetings I presume?

Smorty,

Clearly you cadent the problem, but the disgusting and dirty outside world

Smorty,

Wow I really thought this was a mod… What diffusion model did you use to create this? It’s really on point!

Smorty,

Would you mind explaining the funny? I’m not getting it

Smorty,

force moving sound from Lego star wars game

Getting a rule mask <3 (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Screenshot of various amazon listings of eye masks for sleeping. They all have cutesy kidish design. One of them stands out, as it is not a cute eye mask for sleeping, but a blindfold marked as sexy with a view from a womans back wearing it. The unfitting blindfold is meant to be interpreted as being funny. Please find it funny.

Resistance is rule (what is this ruleshid Microsoft?) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Description: Microsoft ad with a man on the right doing a hand sign associated with star trek and wearing a white t-shirt and black glasses with thick borders. On the left the text reads white on black " Resistance is futile - get AI-ready with Azure" Blue button says “learn more”.

Smorty,

I actually knew that, and knowing the source (some evil guys in this case) makes it even funnier.

Smorty,

Yes, this is a terrible ad. It says so in the description:

[…] Microsoft ad […]

Smorty,

Woah, where’s your shift and space? Also, those left right arrow placements are real good. Do you use vim by chance?

Smorty,

For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.

Smorty,

Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…

Smorty,

I don’t get it… What does being female have to do with people being disgusted by pron? Or is it not but people view it as such?

Smorty,

Ok what is this red thing and why is this the second time I’ve seen it here?

Smorty,

I hated movies like chicken little. They’re so gross

Smorty,

what is it about our roots? Don’t get it…

Smorty,

Thank… Someone that i only stay in local Blåhaj zone

Smorty,

You take ketamine because you like it.

I don’t take it, because I don’t know what it is. (Sounds like a cat drug)

We are not the same.

Smorty,

Christians are known for being the funniest 🫨🤣🫡

Smorty,

The cure is to not be a man… I hope

Smorty,

Tell the person and ask em out. I should know, I’ve never been loved

Smorty,

I would love to join him, he looks happy

Smorty,

People suspect that Xbox was Hopi g for more people to purchase the game instead of using gamepass.

Smorty,

I read that in a road voice… IT’S MOVING! ICKY

Smorty,

I’m getting Error Code 032-1035 on my new 3DS XL. I’m pretty sure that the new models have a different browser, as they allow for 3D video playback in the browser and some better navigation features.

Smorty,

old.Lemmy.ca works on mine!

Smorty,

I recommend activating the card at the register. Thank me later

Smorty,

So ok what is this and who are these characters?

Smorty,

That is the dreamscape I want to live in… No greed, no capitalism, just playing chess and eating figs.

Smorty,

How to become a big tiddy shitposting gf

Smorty,

I walk on tiptoes always when at home, so no problem

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