Traegert

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Traegert,

All it takes is just one person with a gun and a grudge to kill dozens.

Traegert,

Cops job isn’t to protect you or I. It’s to protect the people who pay them and their interests. It’s just a government sanctioned gang and anyone who believes otherwise either isn’t paying attention or is one of the people who pay them.

Traegert,

It’s just a trumpet, pay it no mind

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I have one within 5 minutes heading to the beach and you can always see the confused travelers looping lol

Traegert,

Are you saying you’re only…interested in important updates?

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Ah sorry there was an older Lemmy original meme. Was a typical survey question, one of the options was “only alert me on important updates” or some such. Spawned like two straight weeks of stroganoff memes. Google doesn’t search lemmy well or I’d link you the page

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Get real close and laugh directly in their faces open mouthed. Ask if they wished we had covered our mouths if they complain.

Traegert,

Am very into sushi. Like 70% of the sushi places I go to have deep fried sushi on offer. It seems mildly sacrilegious personally but hey, it must be good

Traegert,

Just commenting so I can come back here when Russia invades another country

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I’m not sure if this a joke or not but he has already been doing literally exactly that for like, the last 7 or 8 years.

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The previous four panels combined

Traegert,

I like roguelikes and deckbuilders, and I LOVE slay the spire but I’m pretty ambivalent on poker. I’ve had my eye on this but is it just “poker but a little quirky” or would it be worth my time as a non poker fan?

Traegert,

I never finished supernatural. What was the qieerbaiting in that? I swear to the gods if you say “Dean didn’t fuck Sam” I’m gonna lose all hope in humanity.

Traegert,

…Wat. Dean is VERY straight and Castiel is an amorphous asexual agender “beyond human comprehension” concept possessing a human body. Just because Jimmy the dude he’s possessing is a dude doesn’t make it a dude. That’s been a thing the whole series with demons swapping from male/female bodies and seducing people in both. Cas doesn’t have a gender, or sex, or preference. Did tumblr go THAT fucking crazy over gay sex in supernatural they turned an agender asexual philosophical embodiment of an idea into a romantic love symbol? Holy reaching, Batman. Literally

Also I got to like, two seasons before the end, I think

Traegert,

You can’t convince me they don’t angry fuck on the side

Traegert,

Gays and plushes, like peanut butter and jelly.

…Also thanks

Traegert,

Have you tried entertaining the thought that you’re expecting things where they don’t logically make sense? If you want a real example of queen baiting look at The Magicians. It had one of the most emotional deepest bonding episodes between two of the male main characters who -

SPOILERS AHEAD

lived an entire life together, decades, kids, I sobbed. And then they killed one of them right before they could get together. THATS the shit you should be upset about. Not this weird ass very clearly fanfiction between a straight man and an asexual.

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I REALLY REALLY wanted Q and Eli to get together at the end. Fucking peaches and plums man

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This needs a coffee mug

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…Tetris?

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