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c/upliftingjews

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It’s the No. 2 state for school supplies.

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Only the first movie.

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What the toilet looks like after eating at Big Kahuna Burger.

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Michael Dorn looks weird without his Gowron makeup.

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[Jet Li has entered the chat]

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Arson is an anti-climactic move from child murder.

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First she spilled chocolate on Picard, now she wants to spill milk. 😉

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I walk every day, so they’re doing just fine.

I predate WinRAR, my first file archiver was PKZIP.

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He will be immortalized as a cautionary tale.

Lead tech: “Welcome to your first day on the job.” points to a picture of a bloody turbine and a newspaper clipping “Do not be this guy.”

Captain Janeway - Hair Master (lemmy.world)

My favorite part was how her hair was in a beautiful and much more complicated knot in the premier episode, then it was a mangled mess after Voyager was thrown to the Delta Quadrant, but they make a show of her fixing it into the simpler knot with her bare hands while walking the corridors from one disaster to another....

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Congratulations, you used GPS to draw Japanese Calligraphy.

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J.R.R. Tolkien would be proud of those feet!

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“LE-O-LA!”

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There’s a renaissance quality to this picture.

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The reason why Neelix isn’t god is…

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This is the ideal starship bridge. You may not like it, but this is what the episode Peak Performance looks like.

Commander Riker and Lieutenant Worf on the bridge of the USS Hathaway, attempting to repair the ship in time for battle simulations.

aeronmelon,

I just want one drone to hit the Kremlin. It’s not going to help, but it would be so satisfying.

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They come straight from Putin’s private bunker.

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Sarek: [sigh] “Then I guess I will give you two my blessing.”

Spock: “…wait, that not what I…”

Sarek: “I will make preparations for the joining ceremony.”

Spock: “Father, we’re not…”

Sarek: “Congratulations, son. Your mother is human so I’m certain she will be overjoyed.”

Spock: “…”

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He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter.

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Best I can do is a C.

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I thought that got resolved. Burton is allowed to continue to use the phrase because he wrote it and popularized it, last I checked.

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LaForge does something to the engines that saves the day by rewriting physics somehow

“I’m a Starfleet engineer, I ain’t gotta explain shit.”

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I thought so.

I remembered when that drama broke on Reddit. It got resolved VERY quickly after people started hate-mailing PBS.

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Every scene that Pike is in, imagine that his comment is an intrusive thought that is constantly making him feel mildly embarrassed regardless of what he’s doing.

The ship is at red alert and he’s barking orders while thinking, “God, why did I say that?”

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Yeah, that one episode with Pulaski growing old confirmed that transporters are immortality machines.

Sometimes you just have to ignore canon.

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Riker: “…What’s a staircase?”

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50% of this community is Jellico & Car Talk with Martok.

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Boy, that stuntman earned his paycheck with that scene.

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I guess I don’t know what the problem is. People post memes about Star Wars here, just post whatever you like.

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!tenforward is for memes and jokes and whatever makes you happy.

!startrek is for news, discussion and other serious stuff.

Is that what you mean by stuff to talk about?

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LOL! Lucas is petty, but that’s not WHY he divorced her.

She wanted to leave, but he made sure she got ziltch from Star Wars as a result.

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Picard: “Original film reel transfers.”

Scotty looks surprised

Picard: “Who do you think gave them to Guinan?”

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Because he outlined the story from the events of Phantom Menace all the way to Return of the Jedi before the first movie even went into production.

Then he decided to tell the second part of the story first, THEN realized the script was too long for even that and split it into three movies.

He wasn’t sure he’d be able to commit the whole story to film, so he thought the introduction of Vader’s son and the destruction of the super weapon was the most important part and was able to stand up on its own.

When he realized he could actually finish the second act of the story, he surprised the viewing audience by calling Empire Strikes Back “Episode V” and retroactively calling Star Wars “Episode IV A New Hope”.

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I thought this was a photoshop of Space 1999.

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Bottom Deck Memes

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“Bollocks!”

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They saw the black uniforms on Babylon 5 and got jealous.

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Honestly, the worst thing about the first season was the revolving door of Chief Engineers.

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Er, I find that hard to believe considering Main Engineering was the biggest set they built for the show.

Is there a source for that anywhere?

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So why would I blame Roddenberry if Roddenberry is the reason the Engineering set got built?

Your previous comment made it sound like he was against the idea of going to Engineering.

aeronmelon,

Okay. The idea that they didn’t want to film in Engineering really confused me. Because Encounter At Farpoint made a big show of Picard walking the entire set from top to bottom.

It makes a lot of sense that Roddenberry himself vetoed that idea.

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Maybe Roddenberry’s PoS lawyer…

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Code of Honor isn’t even the worst episode of season 1.

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The (loosely translated) quote is from Sun Tzu’s Art of War. That’s the whole point - of course the opposing force doesn’t care what territory you have declared secure. It infers that the only way to “inform” the enemy is to defend it with your life.

Yeah, Sun Tzu was indeed sarcastic.

Regardless how you feel about the quote or me, at least you used your words. That’s better than most.

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