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KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

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I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

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Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

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I love how he’s in the show for all of two episodes and it’s enough to make a meme format out of

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I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute

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Sure, Andrew Yang, let’s get you back to New York

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I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

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“You guys are still staffing window 1?”

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I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it

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If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl

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12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping

Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this.

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I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

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The bug with 1 million shoes? Isn’t that Shub Niggurath?

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I was just thinking about this the other day, haven’t seen it in a long time

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Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

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There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏

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Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines

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Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

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I’ve found my people

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Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

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Apparently a dacoit is an armed robber

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