bi_tux,
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1, 2, 3

EmilyInept,

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

brown567,

4, 8, 9

Aggravationstation, (edited )

5, 7, 8

I’m cis as shit so don’t need the estrogen, love (most) of my body hair, already drink enough water, enjoy a good snooze and whilst I like the idea of being a great pizza chef, that don’t pay the bills, baby. Nor does it get my pickle tickled.

wezzzy,

2,7,9

x4740N,
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I would choose the estrogen if I could but I’m still gauging family and friends to see if it’s safe to come out

I wish there was a trans god who could magically change the bodies of trans people including me to their chosen gender identity so it was like they where born that gender

natebluehooves,

I have long given up on the thought if getting everyone to accept me. I grew up in texas. I am not trans, but I have chosen to start presenting more feminine.

This will be a very fun christmas when I visit because I have gotten to the point of no longer valuing any of that negativity. It turns out when you are an adult you can just say “that’s a shit opinion you shouldn’t share” and move on!

It’s especially effective if you don’t even let it affect your tone. Being cheerful and being myself seems to infuriate my mother in a way that makes her show her ass, so I’ll just let her do that.

littletranspunk,

Schedule a vaccine

Get E on inhousepharmacy.vu

Have it delivered to trusted friend house

Start taking E after vaccine

Blame changes on the vaccine

You transition, they risk their lives with their hubris and hate. At 18 or ready to move out you just leave them.

This is partially joking, but if they really want to be that obtuse and hate filled then do you really owe them anything? Do what you want, if it’s not what they want you to do then blame it on a thing (not person or group) they don’t like and they will redirect hate to that instead of you. You can even blame 5G if you want.

You deserve to be yourself and they deserve what they give.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

My parents aren’t right wing and hate filled and I know that but I still don’t know how they will react to me being trans and that’s what worries me, will they react positively, will they react negatively or how will they react, this is what I’ve been slowly gauging them for

For other family members and friends I don’t yet know their politics and how’d they react and I need to have a look at their social media

Theirs also a bunch of related mental health stuff that I need to figure out as well

I also don’t live in the United states and I’m glad I dont

littletranspunk,

I’m glad you don’t live in the US either. Shits flipping the wrong way everywhere here.

On finding their politics though, you can always find their usernames and just search those and see if they pop up in groups or sites that are anti-trans. Unless they’re well versed in online privacy there are few who could actually make themselves much less visible online

danhab99,
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boy kisser

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Inaccurate. Boykisser has face and body hair(fur), but you now don’t because of top right.

danhab99,
@danhab99@programming.dev avatar

Boykissers fur is soft and white and pure. If he magically transformed into a human he’d look like this:

boykissers as a human

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

But boykisser is a furry! This is furry erasure 😤

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t face hair technically include eyebrows

Gork,

Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey’s paw type wish granting.

Mnemnosyne,

You can do makeup that looks like eyebrows and it’s less of a hassle than shaving constantly.

Besides, with the center pill, you could look like an unkempt troll and the people you find attractive would still like it; the lack of facial hair is thus for your convenience, like not needing to shave.

KoalaUnknown,

I honestly think it makes it better. Then you can just get tattooed eyebrows and never have to worry about them.

EunieIsTheBus,

Green blue and pink. I have 20 dollars and the other two do not alter anything

Semi_Hemi_Demigod,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

tweeks,

Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you’re not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).

Semi_Hemi_Demigod,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

That wouldn’t work for me, though. If I know the only reason they’re attracted to me is because I’m attracted to them it won’t be genuine, and then I wouldn’t be attracted to them anymore.

It’s why I don’t like strip clubs and wouldn’t hire a sex worker.

Semivir,

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you’re done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you’d be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on… yeah screw the rules, I’m taking all of them!

scorpious,

No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!

Corkyskog,

You don’t have to, doesn’t mean you won’t want to…

scorpious,

Xlnt point! But sleep because it feels good seems better than dying otherwise!

Corkyskog,

But people rarely get to the point of deprivation insanity, let alone death.

Go without sleep for 48 hours for no other reason than an experiment. I guarantee you will sleep the third day, even though you technically don’t need to.

Fhraze,
@Fhraze@lemmy.world avatar

red, yellow, black.

Kacarott,

Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I’d probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It’s effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

DoctorRoxxo,

Bro, sleeping is like a free sample of death every night, why would you give that up? With that $20 I can buy like 3 gallons of gas!

scapegarced,

The pill doesnt stop you from sleeping just makes it so you dont have to

DragonTypeWyvern,

But when it’s phrased as having to sleep, you could be dealing with a monkey paw situation.

Corkyskog,

That’s exactly how I read it. You don’t have to… but you will want to, and be tired as fuck if you don’t.

RaoulDook,

Blue, Brown, and Black seem like the obvious 3 best to me.

You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don’t need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.

Ledivin,

Idk, you’re running the risk of blue backfiring if cats are dicks or don’t have anything interesting to say. Purple gives you a potential income stream, at least

OtisRamflow,

So does Brown, you could be the cat whisperer. There’s plenty of money to be made there. You could even potentially solve crimes, asking cat witnesses what they saw.

Artyom,

You just keep repeating that to cope with how shit your homemade pizza is.

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