Rolando

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Rolando,

There’s a “getting to first base” joke in there somewhere.

Rolando,

“Hell, half the time I’m actively rooting against him” is what did it for me.

Rolando,

100M view from normies or 10 upvotes from chads. You decide.

Rolando,

My favorite live video clip is their performance of Cosmic Slop in Houston 1976. It’s pretty much as you describe:

At one point they realize the sound on one of the guitars is out, and they just switch player mid-solo. That’s professionalism.

Rolando,

Third building (biggest of all): Medical Insurance Administration.

Rolando,

I think many people see it as normal/expected.

Yes, that’s it. People born in the early part of last century (my grandparent’s era) only knew over-the-air TV which in the US included commercials. It was just part of reality, like billboards by the highway.

Rolando,

Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

Rolando,

Form a line

Shield wall

Flank attack

Refuse the line

Form testudo

Form a square

Man this would have been so much fun as a kid.

Rolando,

“You said… Detention, right? Draw straws for detention. Right?”

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  • Rolando,

    They expect you to tip on take-out too. Starting at 15%.

    Rolando,

    Fast food joints often commit wage theft

    Yeah, I feel a lot happier tipping if I can tip cash. Even better if I can hand it directly to someone.

    Rolando,

    The Flash briefly appears in [the alternate universe story] Kingdom Come when the book is establishing its world’s status quo. Described as living “between the ticks of a second,” the Scarlet Speedster has turned his home of Keystone City into a crime-free paradise. He’d pushed himself so hard and gotten so fast that he was effectively omnipresent and could easily stop any disturbance before it began. However, in the process, Wally West had stopped slowing down to do human things like talk to people or sleep.

    cbr.com/wally-west-flash-kingdom-come-darkest-tim…

    Rolando,

    OP is a subatomic particle in a physics lab.

    Rolando,

    Before that happens, they will just use all that screenshot data to train their AIs.

    Rolando,

    eh… AI fails every couple of decades. There’s even a webpage about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter

    Rolando,
    1. Carefully read every Privacy Policy Update, Terms of Service, and Security Update Release Notes for the rest of your life to make sure it isn’t stealth-reenabled.
    Rolando,

    Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.

    Rolando,

    Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!

    Rolando,

    Michaelangelo’s Pieta is only 76.8 inches high. It seems taller because it’s on a raised platform.

    Rolando,

    Golly!

    Rolando,

    [Grandpa Simpsons voice] Back in my day, we used to say “pr0n” instead of “porn” to avoid keyword spotters, and saying it that way just got to be a habit. Nowadays e.g. twitch comments auto-mods have block lists. I think kids just do the same thing.

    What’s funny is when you’re watching something like an AI summary of a movie on youtube, it’ll use euphemisms like “self-delete” instead of “suicide” and “naughty place” instead of “brothel” to avoid the algorithm penalties you mention.

    Rolando,

    Not familiar with Deftones. Any recommendations?

    Rolando,

    Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…

    Rolando,

    I recognize the Sonic cosplayer, the furry, the brony, the Naruto cosplayer and the Pokemon fan, but what does the person in a green shirt (second from left) represent?

    Rolando,

    I created a google account last month, using a new chromebook hooked up to wifi. It let me create the account without a phone number, let me install software etc. Then when I rebooted, it demanded a phone number because of “suspicious traffic”. (wtf?)

    Rolando,

    Wondering if perhaps a prepaid sim card paid for using a prepaid credit card would do the trick?

    I paid cash for a dirt-cheap fliphone and a prepaid Tracfone card to set up an account with SMS but near-zero data, just for these purposes. It worked for me for google last month, but YMMV.

    Rolando,

    Wait, this is real?

    Why. Why does it have to be this way.

    Rolando,

    This is how the wealthy calculate their tax exemptions.

    Rolando,

    Probably from the blast wave? FEMA’s most recent advice doesn’t say anything about keeping your mouth open: ready.gov/…/ready.gov_nuclear-explosion-hazard-in…

    Rolando,
    Rolando,

    Yeah, but I still post links to Bandcamp, even though they’ve gone down that path. One day they’ll cross the line, and I’ll start posting links to other services.

    Rolando,

    I don’t speak okmatewanker, but I understand a bit. The camera owner is a bicyclist. While on the road, they were passed by the car driver. At a stop sign, the bicyclist objects to the car driver that they “passed way too close” and the car driver says the bicyclist should not be taking up too much of the lane. The rest is history.

    Rolando,

    It’s because Michael got caught with his knick-knacks in a Hobby Lobby.

    Rolando,

    Maybe instead of anime you should watch J-dramas.

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