bufalo1973,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

The appropriate answer to that is the full staff making a chorus and singing to the bosses “FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU! WE’RE LEEEEAVING!”

an_onanist,

‘…voluntary mandatory shift coverage.’

Someone should be gifted a dictionary for Supervisor Appreciation Day.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I totally understand the overall ridiculousness of this, but I suspect that “mandatory” and “voluntary” apply to 2 different people in this case. Person 1 has a “mandatory shift” and person 2 is supposed to voluntarily cover that person’s mandatory shift.

phdepressed,

But it is mandatory because they get fired for not doing it.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, which is why I have “voluntarily” in italics.

nyahlathotep,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

this has to be satire

Hideakikarate,

One would hope that a message THAT tone deaf wouldn’t have even made it to the keyboard before realizing what a catastrophically bad idea it was.

littletranspunk,

This is basically how Golden Corral works their staff

ares35, (edited )
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

there's a lot of stupid, ignorant assholes running small businesses all over the place that think they own their employees and can boss them 24/7. this could totally be a legit posting somewhere.

if you want me answering my phone 24/7, you're paying me 24/7--and providing the phone you want me to answer.

sibannac,

I’ve seen shit like this working in an understaffed restaurant. It was understaffed because the management decided to drug test and most of the staff was let go. Then whined the entire time about people unable to cover shifts and pulled shit like this. I promptly left after coming back from being sick.

i_dont_want_to,

Drug testing at a restaurant?! lmaooooo

porous_grey_matter,

Yes, of course there are plenty of workplaces this bad, but they still wouldn’t write “voluntary mandatory”

Ragnarok314159,

After meeting many a middle manager, I can say with absolute certainty that they would write something like this.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Unironically.

SzethFriendOfNimi,

Depending on the country/state that could obligate the company to pay for devices if they’re going to require they have them.

Not to mention possible “on call” pay could apply as well.

I wonder if people who make these things (if real) even think of throwing them by HR or some professional who could help them avoid the legal implications of these kinds of things.

Prunebutt,

This is probably by some small time business owner who never heard of HR, since preventing this liable shit is exactly HR’s job.

Deme,

Go team!

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

So much passive aggressiveness and cynicism in just two words. I’m impressed.

breakingcups,

Come on guys, you’re all falling for obvious bait.

Aggravationstation,

Totally. Pretty sure it would be illegal of an employer to ask this here in the UK, probably the US too.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh,

Just cause it’s illegal hasn’t stopped plenty of shitty bosses

Melkath,

Illegal? Yes.

Stops businesses from doing this kind of BS? No.

Also, is this a legit thing posted at a legit workplace? Probably not.

Track_Shovel,
SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
fishbone,

Some people see a fishing line in the water and shout “this is bait!”

But I only see a pretty little neon snack.

Tash,
@Tash@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, this is a pretty sad bait for Internet points. The AI BOTs are getting lazy.

Official company policy being printed and posted on the refrigerator… totally legit. SMH

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s basically all of the content on r/antiwork after that community decided to throw itself off the golden gate bridge over an awkward interview that didn’t even fucking matter, on Fox “news” of all places

Taleya,

People are still bleating about that interview like it was death of all. Talk about writing the enemy’s propaganda for them…

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I still can’t believe after all this time that people haven’t gained some perspective on that. Like, Fox News viewers were never going to respect an antiwork community regardless.

I can’t help but think that part of it is based on subconscious transphobia about the mod who gave the interview, especially considering all the blatant misgendering and disproportionate rage directed at them by the community.

It was a really disturbing outcome, and the interview itself was insignificant compared to the behavior of the users. I’ve never seen such a large community implode over something so small. That was one moment I realized that … maybe I shouldn’t really be on reddit.

Taleya,

I mean the fact that people seem to think that a growing global movement on workers rights was derailed by one debacle of a fox news interview of a reddit mod is…not a good look overall. I legit got attacked on lemmy a couple of days ago for pointing out hey notice how a right wing fuckhead getting pwned doesn’t destroy their reputation? Ya wanna think about that and why you’re doing their propaganda for them?

it really felt like a purity politics moment. Bug fuck insane when you’re talking about change.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I’ve heard of making a mountain out of a molehill, but this was more like making an anthill into Mt. Everest. And anyone who tried to approach the situation rationally was immediately shouted down by angry mobs. It was hugely disappointing to see.

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I was already gone by that time, disappointing to see, but also what I’ve come to expect from Reddit at this point

Taleya,

‘filled with people who believe it is more important to do nothing wrong than it is to do something right’

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The equivalent of burning down your house because a window got dirty

misspacific,
@misspacific@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

every time someone tried to call me in i would say i’ve had alcoholic drinks; they shut up pretty quick after that.

Technus,

Pour one out this Memorial day for anyone stuck working for such a massive powertripping cunt as the one that wrote this.

I bet they’re also the type to loudly exclaim “no one wants to work anymore” when no one answers their calls at 4 in the morning.

don,

Whoever wrote that can go fuck themselves with a 40-grit sandpaper dildo made from a red hot curling iron.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Go Team! (to hell)

littletranspunk,

On call rules AND on call pay, or STFU. Your staffing problem isn’t my problem and I can contact legal authorities if you do write me up for having my phone off or just not coming in.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.

SexualPolytope, (edited )
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I need your drive, man. I work at a university. People are mostly nice, but I still get annoyed with it.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you're already retired/independently wealthy. Don't fuck with your actual career or income.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I didn’t mean that I’d do it. Just that it takes energy to be able to deal with annoying people, even if you’re fucking with them.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

I find that there's a certain glee in getting paid to troll awful people.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Good luck with keeping people hired 🙂

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Tell me you live in America without saying you live in America…

Numenor,

because of corn flakes I have no foreskin

TheFriar,

Cornflakes took your foreskin? Sounds like a slam dunk case against Kellogg

tfw_no_toiletpaper,

“How can I best serve the company” 🤮

A thought I had not once in my entire work life

Track_Shovel,

Tell me you took a night course in business without telling me

Ookami38,

“sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I’m well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can’t come in.”

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

This but unironically

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