mediocre_magi,

Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder “How can I best serve the company?”

CucumberFetish,

You will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company

zippycat9,

YOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY

Raxiel,

Go team!

Aganim,

The true question would be: “how can your son best serve the company”? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.

SuddenDownpour,

Civilized countries make this shit illegal.

MadBigote,

Some some people may not believe this shit is actually ilegal in mexico. There’s a limited list of cases where firing an employee is actually justified, without obligations for the employer. Otherwise you’re entitled to a 3month compensation.

There are, of course, employers who decide to challenge this and drag payments, but still…

SuddenDownpour,

There’s a very large difference between something being illegal and the crime being enforced, but legally recognizing that it’s illegal goes a long way, even if only because people radicalize easily when they see the boss/company owner blatantly committing crimes.

nyahlathotep,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

this has to be satire

Hideakikarate,

One would hope that a message THAT tone deaf wouldn’t have even made it to the keyboard before realizing what a catastrophically bad idea it was.

littletranspunk,

This is basically how Golden Corral works their staff

ares35, (edited )
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

there's a lot of stupid, ignorant assholes running small businesses all over the place that think they own their employees and can boss them 24/7. this could totally be a legit posting somewhere.

if you want me answering my phone 24/7, you're paying me 24/7--and providing the phone you want me to answer.

sibannac,

I’ve seen shit like this working in an understaffed restaurant. It was understaffed because the management decided to drug test and most of the staff was let go. Then whined the entire time about people unable to cover shifts and pulled shit like this. I promptly left after coming back from being sick.

i_dont_want_to,

Drug testing at a restaurant?! lmaooooo

porous_grey_matter,

Yes, of course there are plenty of workplaces this bad, but they still wouldn’t write “voluntary mandatory”

Ragnarok314159,

After meeting many a middle manager, I can say with absolute certainty that they would write something like this.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Unironically.

rayquetzalcoatl,
@rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world avatar

“voluntary mandatory”

JudahBenHur,

this isn’t real, man

rayquetzalcoatl,
@rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, true enough

lost_faith,

Voluntold

olutukko,

this shit would br illegal in my country. I hope this ain’t true

barsquid,

Required to be by the phone = on the clock. This will be a lot of overtime for everyone.

You999,

This is incorrect in most states.

Employers can require an employee to be “on-call” and available to work on an emergency or as-needed basis. Employers are generally not required to pay employees who are “on-call,” unless the employee is actually called to duty. However, if an employer places significant restrictions on how an employee spends their time while on-call, this time may need to be compensated as hours worked.

The tenth circuit of appeals came up with this test to determine if the employers restriction constitutes on call hours as hours worked.

Where the employee is not required to remain on the employer’s premises, the critical inquiry is whether the employee is able to use the time effectively for his or her own purposes. Here, the report requirement necessarily entailed that the employee could not drink alcohol, must be able to dress in uniform, and must be able to travel to the airport, park, and pass through security within one hour of a call. She was not able to make or attend doctors’ appointments for herself or her children, do her weekly shopping, nor go on field trips with her children. The court compared these circumstances with many FLSA cases presenting similar, or even more restrictive, circumstances involving availability by pager, inability to drink alcohol, and ability to report within 30 minutes or one hour. In the FLSA cases, it was determined that the employees’ activities were not so curtailed as to require the on-call time to be considered compensable working time. The court followed this precedent.

vitriolix,
@vitriolix@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the team spirit

Bryanbat,

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jdf038,

Cant tell if this is a meta meme or real. Please slow the internet down, I want to get off.

AceCephalon,
@AceCephalon@pawb.social avatar

I’ve been seeing it in several places, as comments and replies, unrelated to whatever it’s about, and always from users from discuss.online. Perhaps someone trying to use bots that the instance hasn’t removed yet.

jdf038,

Same. I reported it earlier but yeah it was all over unfortunately.

Based on my inebriation and the weird humor of the post I wasn’t sure lol

hector,

Good rage bait, made me rage

breakingcups,

Come on guys, you’re all falling for obvious bait.

Aggravationstation,

Totally. Pretty sure it would be illegal of an employer to ask this here in the UK, probably the US too.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh,

Just cause it’s illegal hasn’t stopped plenty of shitty bosses

Melkath,

Illegal? Yes.

Stops businesses from doing this kind of BS? No.

Also, is this a legit thing posted at a legit workplace? Probably not.

Track_Shovel,
SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
fishbone,

Some people see a fishing line in the water and shout “this is bait!”

But I only see a pretty little neon snack.

Tash,
@Tash@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, this is a pretty sad bait for Internet points. The AI BOTs are getting lazy.

Official company policy being printed and posted on the refrigerator… totally legit. SMH

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s basically all of the content on r/antiwork after that community decided to throw itself off the golden gate bridge over an awkward interview that didn’t even fucking matter, on Fox “news” of all places

Taleya,

People are still bleating about that interview like it was death of all. Talk about writing the enemy’s propaganda for them…

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I still can’t believe after all this time that people haven’t gained some perspective on that. Like, Fox News viewers were never going to respect an antiwork community regardless.

I can’t help but think that part of it is based on subconscious transphobia about the mod who gave the interview, especially considering all the blatant misgendering and disproportionate rage directed at them by the community.

It was a really disturbing outcome, and the interview itself was insignificant compared to the behavior of the users. I’ve never seen such a large community implode over something so small. That was one moment I realized that … maybe I shouldn’t really be on reddit.

Taleya,

I mean the fact that people seem to think that a growing global movement on workers rights was derailed by one debacle of a fox news interview of a reddit mod is…not a good look overall. I legit got attacked on lemmy a couple of days ago for pointing out hey notice how a right wing fuckhead getting pwned doesn’t destroy their reputation? Ya wanna think about that and why you’re doing their propaganda for them?

it really felt like a purity politics moment. Bug fuck insane when you’re talking about change.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I’ve heard of making a mountain out of a molehill, but this was more like making an anthill into Mt. Everest. And anyone who tried to approach the situation rationally was immediately shouted down by angry mobs. It was hugely disappointing to see.

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I was already gone by that time, disappointing to see, but also what I’ve come to expect from Reddit at this point

Taleya,

‘filled with people who believe it is more important to do nothing wrong than it is to do something right’

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The equivalent of burning down your house because a window got dirty

Shotgun_Alice,

Me thinks they don’t know the meaning of voluntary.

an_onanist,

‘…voluntary mandatory shift coverage.’

Someone should be gifted a dictionary for Supervisor Appreciation Day.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I totally understand the overall ridiculousness of this, but I suspect that “mandatory” and “voluntary” apply to 2 different people in this case. Person 1 has a “mandatory shift” and person 2 is supposed to voluntarily cover that person’s mandatory shift.

phdepressed,

But it is mandatory because they get fired for not doing it.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, which is why I have “voluntarily” in italics.

tfw_no_toiletpaper,

“How can I best serve the company” 🤮

A thought I had not once in my entire work life

Track_Shovel,

Tell me you took a night course in business without telling me

Ookami38,

“sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I’m well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can’t come in.”

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

This but unironically

BurningRiver,

7/10 meme, I got a chuckle when I saw “mandatory voluntary “

AgentGrimstone,

I hope this is just one of those fake rage bait signs

Princeali311,

It is

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