a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you’re already fucked regardless
I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I’ve noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.
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