chumbalumber

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chumbalumber,

Lego star wars usable object aura around it

I didn't know where else to ask rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

How do you shave your balls? Every time I’ve tried with my trimmer it pinches and tears my sack and I’m too traumatized to try it again unless there’s a full proof bloodless method. Usually I just pluck as many as I can tolerate while I’m sitting around watching YouTube or somethin. But it’s such a pain (literally)....

chumbalumber,

Don’t forget epilators! (For legs etc.). Also have the pain issue, but it does reduce after a few goes at it

chumbalumber,

Oh yeah, and the hairs have a lot deeper roots. More for the general discussion of leg hair etc.

chumbalumber,

I’ll offer up an alternative viewpoint. Because Xavier has the ability to see minds, he grows up as the most empathetic person on the planet. He sees what everyone else is feeling, and can necessarily see everyone else’s point of view. When his parents are cross with him, he understands why. He could grow up as one of the kindest and most accommodating people, only using his powers when he deems it absolutely unavoidable.

chumbalumber,

Or key the car, if you’re out of sight.

chumbalumber,

Me too (except for the girlfriend part, though I’m not entirely sure on that front)

But don’t forget the terrifying fear of intimacy and letting romance ruin a good friendship

chumbalumber,

It’s not for you; it’s to make HER feel sexy. You wouldn’t understand smh.

(/s, if it’s needed)

chumbalumber,

I was ready to throw some hands (virtually)

chumbalumber,

Dryad’s saddle, also known as Pheasant back mushroom :)

chumbalumber,

No, do (when young, and when old you can use it to make miso)

chumbalumber,

Oh, leave your unwanted junk?

flops cock, and balls even, onto the counter

chumbalumber,

They are kissing. Sloppy style. Boobs squishing etc.

📄 rule (sh.itjust.works)

alt-textIt blows our hivemind that the United States doesn’t use the ISO 216 paper size standard (A4, A5 and the gang). Like, we consider ourselves worldly people and are aware of America’s little idiosyncrasies like mass incarceration, the widespread availability of assault weapons and not being able to transfer money via...

chumbalumber,

Wait, the US genuinely doesn’t use A4 etc.?

chumbalumber,

And by woodsy stuff, I assume you do mean handling Sasquatch’s massive stiffy

this one's called ants are eating my chest

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chumbalumber,

Frankly, I don’t like your cavalier attitude

chumbalumber,

FUCKING DOING OUR JOB AS TRANSPORT MODELLERS AND DOING A FUCKING COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS THAT SHOWS YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET FUCKING MODE SHIFT FROM RURAL USERS UNLESS YOU RUN A FUCKING METRO STYLE 10 MINUTELY SERVICE WHICH IS FUCKING UNFEASIBLE WITH THE FUCKING RESOURCES WE HAVE AVAILABLE.

IN THE FUCKING UK WE HAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF FUCKING ABANDONED RAILWAYS FROM THE PERIOD OF FUCKING COAL MINING THAT WOULDN’T HAVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING DEMAND NECESSARY TO JUSTIFY SETTING UP AN EXPENSIVE AS FUCK SIGNALLING SYSTEM TO BRING THEM UP TO MODERN FUCKING SAFETY STANDARDS, ALONGSIDE REPLACING THE FUCKING RAILS, SLEEPERS AND BEDS.

IF INSTEAD YOU CAN HAVE A FUCKING PUBLICALLY OWNED FLEET OF FUCKING ELECTRIC ‘MINI TRAINS’ THAT PEOPLE COULD USE FOR INFREQUENT BUT NECESSARY TRIPS, THAT COULD REMOVE A FUCKING SIGNIFICANT BARRIER TO MODE SHIFT, WHICH WOULD BE PRETTY FUCKING RAD

chumbalumber,

Tracing one warm (1) line

Through a land so wild and savage

And make a northwest passage to the sea

(1) or is it worn? I never know and refuse to look up the lyrics

chumbalumber,

It’s pretty weird that you hold up the fucking lib Dems as your party of radical revolution.

The fact of the matter is that we are never going to get a radical left government, regardless of the voting system. Unless you’re spending time in an ivory tower of academia, you will know that the majority of people in this country are centrists of some flavour. Corbyn got massacred at the polls, and he was Labour leader. Going back you’ve got Foot.

The best we’ve ever had it is when Atlee, an ex army major who practically ran the home war effort, couched left wing reforms (foundation of the welfare state, nationalisation of coal and rail) as nationalistic. That’s how we get these things through. You’re never going to change the minds of British people by bombing.

If you’re of an anarchist mindset, then it’s far more beneficial to vote for harm reduction one day per four years, and organise in parallel outside that

chumbalumber,

Fair enough; I got the wrong end of the stick. I apologise.

I think the best case for the argument is also around in the UK, which is that reform UK (which, for those abroad, is our resident right wing nutjob party) has put electoral pressure on the party and pulled them to the right, and the same thing has happened with the greens on the left.

That being said, I think the best time to cast that vote is during local elections (or MEPs back when we were still in Europe) where there’s something closer to proportional representation, or when you don’t live in a swing seat. For those in the US who are in safe republican seats, I’d agree that 3rd party is a pretty good way to get your voice heard. In knife edge places, I’d argue for tactical voting, but equally it’s not my country.

WRT anarchism: it’s a philosophy I think we should implement a lot of concepts from (mutual aid, parallel organisation). The reason I mentioned it was that some have the view that we shouldn’t vote full stop; I am of the view that voting is not the be all and end all – vote tactically, be that for harm reduction if your vote is likely to count significantly, or third party if it won’t, and then go and advocate for your causes in the other days of the four year election cycle.

chumbalumber,

Or alternatively stuff that is unpopular, but harmless and entertaining. Like video essays about how the phantom menace is good actually

chumbalumber,

Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden’s ‘Hallowed be thy name’

chumbalumber,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/9ddc90fb-b25b-4d4e-8262-8b130dac6304.png

If you’re using connect, there’s a toggle if you go to edit your post. Otherwise I’d assume there’s something similar on other clients.

Funny post anyway :)

chumbalumber,

Brainwormed take + not a gigahon + love yourself.

chumbalumber,

It’s clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive.

Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.

chumbalumber,

Nice to meet you. I’m a 6-balled bearded footman.

chumbalumber,

I just find it really funny that they’re named after the place Portishead, which isn’t really much to look at as small towns go, and yet they’ve achieved international success.

The incongruity is amusing to me for some reason.

chumbalumber,

If you’re in my flat, you get the splat

(not really; I like moths)

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