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JoMiran, 
Start your day with coffee to get going.
Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.
End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
Kolanaki, 
I really need a night cock.
shit_of_ass, 
Couldn’t even cry to this, I broke down immediately!!! CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY WRISTS 🙏🔥💯😂
JizzmasterD, Cockles?
nifty, 
Cockerdoodles
Shameless, Cockerdiles?
nifty, Cockatoos
brbposting, Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.
Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.
Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.
(The only reason they didn’t go with the last one is that it didn’t fit on the wall)
Emmie, Sorry we don’t serve depression today
Kowowow, Is this a linux channel?
boo_, 
Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.
Holzkohlen, “I use Arch btw” is code for “dm me your dick pics”
philthi, It took me a while but “cocktails” for anyone else out there like me
FilthyShrooms, Close but its actually “cock and ball torture”.
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
lseif, load bearing tone indicator
errer, “cocks from 26 different men”
bappity, 
not a bad day plan tbh
istoff, Interesting tail.
LuckingFurker, But I don’t like coffee 🤔
shneancy, double cock for you then
LuckingFurker, Hot 🤤
Asudox, 
your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
kittenzrulz123, :3
N0tTheBees, 
:o=3
:o==3
:oc==3
:D c==3
TotallynotJessica, 
:3
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