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How do you shave your balls? Every time I’ve tried with my trimmer it pinches and tears my sack and I’m too traumatized to try it again unless there’s a full proof bloodless method. Usually I just pluck as many as I can tolerate while I’m sitting around watching YouTube or somethin. But it’s such a pain (literally). Pic unrelated

Hugh_Jeggs,

All these replies and nobody mentioned a kitchen blowtorch?

Do your nuts and a creme brûlée at the same time

sangriaferret,

Overkill. Just run a Bic lighter over your sac 30-40 times.

Moose,
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Word of warning, DO NOT use regular Nair down there unless you are fine with potential chemical burns on your nuts for a week. It’s not fun, really really not fun. I’m not even sure I would use sensitive area Nair anymore, it just doesn’t seem designed for coarse pubic hair. I use a Philips Oneblade now with the body groom attachment, I’ve caught the skin once or twice but I’ve found it’s way better than any other electric razor I’ve tried in the past and does a good job. The gap inbetween the blade and stationary bit of the razor is smaller and harder to pinch your skin in.

morphballganon,

Just gotta wash it off thoroughly after 5 minutes

DaCrazyJamez,

I use a regular disposable fixed-head two-blade razer. I do it in the shower, and use the lather from my shampoo as shaving cream. You gotta use the off hand to stretch the skin flat so you dont have any ridges to catch, and shave in a direction that you never feel any snags starting (for me it’s usually going from the center outwards,and slightly upwards).

I have tried various trimmers and never found one that could get a close shave without getting cuts. I also tried an epilator (a device that rips out hair en masse. Bought one made for girls because some reviews said its gentler). That works well for everything but the sack. Tried a couple different razers, but found that ones with too many blades dont navigate the tight spaces well, and ones with flexible heads dont give enough control to respond to the curves and very directional hair.

No matter what, you can’t shave down there with the same “machete in the jungle” approach that can work for a beard. It’s a more precise process, and requires a bit of practice to get good at. That said, I’ve been happy with my routine now that I’ve got it figured out.

Junkhead,

grab and handful of hair and rip them out of your ballsack 👍

Lemongrab,

fuck u, that hurt. I shouldn’t have listened to you

Jano,

Hand size may vary.

Lemongrab,

I didnt think that my balls would just detach like crayfish arms. fucked up.

Jimmyeatsausage,

You used the wrong hand dude…try again with the other…it should work.

Lemongrab,

now my fucking arm is dislocated. thanks 196 lemmy 🙄😒🤕

isVeryLoud,

…need your mom for anything?

Lemongrab,

yes 🤕

Jeom,
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i do this with my ass hair

AngryCommieKender,

I’ve shaved my balls for decades at this point. Take a good hot shower for at least 10 minutes, or even better soak in a hot tub for 30-60 minutes. This softens the hair. Shampoo is the best shaving cream as it doesn’t dull the razor blades as much as actual shaving cream. I pull the skin tight and go one pass with the grain, and one pass against. As others have said, that is delicate skin, and it cuts easily, so be careful. Personally I have yet to get better results with any of the various razors I’ve tried, so I just stick with my Mach 3

morphballganon,

You shouldn’t need to shave in multiple directions… Each bit of skin has 1 ideal direction to shave it, unless your hair grows in a spiral or something.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I won’t downvote you, but if you are only shaving in one direction, you either aren’t getting totally smooth, or you are needlessly torturing yourself by only shaving against the grain of your hair.

From experience, your beard, or any other patch of body hair, can literally grow in multiple different directions in the same patch. Regardless, the only way you can get baby smooth is to shave against the grain, which I really don’t recommend as your first pass, unless you shave literally every day, and for some guys it would be twice a day.

I can’t shave more frequently than once every 2 days. The USN literally gave me a “shaving chit” for that in boot.

morphballganon,

I shave with, not against. Shaving against causes irritation.

You changed the subject to beards. This thread is about pubic hair.

AngryCommieKender,

I told you my routine with my balls, not my beard. I shave 4 to 8 ways on my face.

MachineFab812,

Sack trimming is what ultimately converted me from electric trimmers to safety razors. Night and day. Even if I nick myself, the closest thing to a problem is NOT pain.

Mycatiskai,

I have a waterproof shaver specifically for my balls. It is pretty easy to shave with it in the shower, just use one hand to stretch your sack out then run the shaver over it. It is the wrinkles that are such a danger.

TotallynotJessica,
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Don’t use an electric trimmer. Use one you can have careful control over. Safety razors give a better shave anyways.

FGoo,
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Dip it in conc. H2SO4

toynbee,

Little Johnny was a scientist, little Johnny is no more …

don,

If you ain’t bathing your nuts in aqueous FA, you’re just pretending

orcrist,

Try a Gilette razor with a battery in it that vibrates. Keep the electric razors far away. They’re too risky.

Cethin,

I trim things with an electric trimmer, but to actually shave I use a double edged razor. Some people are scared of them, and even a lot of the people who use them on their face are scared to shave their pubes with them. It’s really not that hard though. I also don’t see why you’d want more blades (which I think every disposable is like 5+), because that means if you fuck up and move your blade sideways your cut will be that many times worse.

The key thing, and this applies to all methods, is you have to keep the skin taut. You have to pull the skin that is being shaved, not just drag a blade across the loose skin. If you don’t, you’ll likely cut yourself. Along with applying to all blades, this applies to all skin also.

MadBob,

I’ve had to do it twice in my life, and I cut the hair with scissors first then used a cheap razor much like these: voordeeldrogisterij.nl/premium-laser-twin-wegwerp… Came off painlessly.

sour,

Phillips Oneblade.

No shit, it’s an amazing razor for the pubes. Obviously doesn’t cut down to 0 like a wet shave, but it’s so much easier and comes really close. And I get ingrown hairs easily if I wet shave down there so it’s perfect for me.

It’s fast, it’s reliably, easy and painless. 100% recommend for ball shaving action!

quantenzitrone,
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i just keep em hairy

PlasticHam,

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  • sparkle,

    You went to 196 and you didn’t expect balls?

    PlasticHam,

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  • sparkle,

    It’s a meme community… mostly about girlcock, abstract art, sexed up abusive emo lesbians, and shark plushies

    PlasticHam,

    My apologies, didn’t know, new to the Fediverse. :-(

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