Abandon all rule
Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned “al Dante”
fury, The red means it’s not cooked all the way. Better be safe…
Corno, Avestan I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now…
JohnOliver, Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories
solidgrue, 
That’s a darn tasty lookin’ Pasta Carbonara.
taanegl, Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
Land_Strider, Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
Ghostalmedia, 
This guy constipates
jaybone, That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
0ops, Just have a glass of water with it, k?
BynaD, Al dentes inferno
UraniumBlazer, Al Dead
jabathekek, 
Wait, it’s all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Viking_Hippie, Those are penne, though, not macaroni…
jabathekek, Pennies don’t burn like that though…?
Viking_Hippie, They do once I’m done with them!
…no, I don’t know what that means either 🤷
jabathekek, HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
ummthatguy, 
Dante, you say?
Deceptichum, 
Sidyctism2, el exterminador de demonios
lelgenio, 
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
niktemadur, Abandon all hope ye who rule here
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