My breakfast routine
200ok, Is there a “Thanks, I hate it” community? Please cross post 💀
TheControlled, (edited ) There’s some weird shit people do for likes.
Edit: stupid speech to text
MudSkipperKisser, It’s okay, there’s an extra jar of mayo on the ledge
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Sonic’s there too
MudSkipperKisser, I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans
ObviouslyNotBanana, I’m just wondering why he’s so swollen while mario isn’t
shasta, Must be Canadian
Son_of_dad, Damn Dutch
ObviouslyNotBanana, He has a plan
femboy_bird, I threw up in my mouth
ObviouslyNotBanana, Same. Unrelated to the picture
dingus, (edited ) This actually looks like a real photo and not an AI generated pic. If so, props to OP for the dedication in creating this monstrosity.
ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited ) It is not my creation, but it is a real picture I found. I appropriated it from somewhere.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, The only bad part of that picture is the socks on in the tub, besides that I could get behind a bath burger or six.
Thcdenton,
clemdemort, 
What do you do for diner?
WhereGrapesMayRule, No ice cream? Weird.
jbk, I want to kill somebody.
WhereGrapesMayRule, Why? Just because she didn’t shave her legs? Let her be her.
Heavybell, 
To calm down, think about the 5 minutes in the photographer’s life following the snap. Wet socks, condiments to clean up…
femboy_bird, Can i join you?
jbk, yes lets kill each other :33
femboy_bird, stabs you in the spleen
(With rizz)
taiyang, Nice homage to the 2009 classic Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games at Vancouver!
hOrni, This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.
saltesc, Once I had a shower beer, slipped and hit the floor on my back, glass shattered all around me. Too scared to move because I was rather intoxicated—hence the fall—I had my house mate throw a towel in so I could cover myself, then they shut the water off and told me where I could safely crawl out backwards with my elbows.
It was stressful. And I still got cut on leg somehow. Very easy clean up though.
synae, 
Very easy clean up though.
So it all went according to plan!
Zier, 
WOW! You really orgasm A LOT for a burger & fries.
Is this some new kink? I mean, that bun is not that sexy bro.
nightofmichelinstars, Don’t yuk his yum. He’s not hurting anyone.
Zier, No one gets hurt until it lands in your eye.
Nikki, 
girl breakfast
cosmicrose, 
At least you’re using Duke’s, clear evidence you’re still sane.
Lesrid, That’s the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.
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