hOrni

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hOrni,

I have one like that. It’s going strong for around a decade now.

hOrni,

Maybe She’s Born With It, maybe it’s Photoshop.

hOrni,

Who sells diapers on the streets? I don’t know where You live, but I’m not seeing many diaper dealers on the streets in my town.

hOrni,

I don’t care why they steal. Let them do it. They aren’t robbing a mom and pa shop, because they don’t exist anymore. Stealing from capitalists isn’t a crime. It’s not even stealing, it’s taking back what they stole. It’s Your duty.

hOrni,

So You turn into a double pirate?

hOrni,

Challenge beauty standards of a character that was supposed to be unrealistically beautiful.

hOrni,

Same reason children cry, they want attention.

hOrni,

Hell. O would take a bullet to the head right now if guns were legal in my country.

hOrni,

Are all debates in America just 2 people talking over each other so no one can understand anything?

hOrni,

Would it be possible to stretch a different organ to reach a different cavity?

hOrni, (edited )

I will still try. A little lubrication would help. Would You do the honor, or will your mom do it, as usual?

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hOrni,

Yes. I can transfer money to someone just by knowing their phone number. I can do it on a Sunday afternoon and they get the money instantly. I haven’t used cash for more than a decade now. Haven’t used a card for at least 5 years.

hOrni,

For research purposes. Where does this pic come from?

hOrni,

It’s a reference to the 90s anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, where a kid had to pilot a giant robot against his will.

hOrni,

Did You see Attack On Titan?

hOrni,

Why are people repeating this rumour? If you Google Moltanbans pictures, you can see, he was stacked from a young age.

hOrni,

Ah, ok. When I was watching Animaniacs, I didn’t know Star Trek, so I don’t remember the joke. But I did hear people seriously claiming the pecks were prosthetic.

hOrni,

Scream

hOrni,

The diabetes will kill him I’m the nearest 6 months, so its technically true.

hOrni,

Got news for ya. Democracy he’s been dead for a while now.

hOrni,

The fan is there to hang a noose. It’s not even plugged in.

hOrni,

So we will have to instal ad blocks for video games?

hOrni, (edited )

Ya, but have You seen The Boys? Similar situation, ends differently. Also starts very differently.

hOrni,

Fighting with furry and anime porn is the bane of my existence on Lemmy. You block one instance, another three pop up.

hOrni,

You misspelled “ruin”.

hOrni,

That’s a huge croc. I mean the shoe.

hOrni,

Didn’t a guy once park a tank in front of his house and told HOA if that don’t like it they can move it.

hOrni,

Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.

hOrni,

I would like to know how it ended. Did the guy notify the police?

hOrni,

Only a job interview to go, and I can start drinking.

hOrni,

Thanks man, appreciate it.

hOrni,

Well, yeah, it’s Saturday so Friday happened. I did half of a litre of vodka and 4 beers. I’m Polish, so that’s an average amount.

hOrni,

It seems, that the laws are to blame. In my country, when a pedestrian stands near a crossing tha car has to stop under penalty. Even if the pedestrian is just walking towards the crossing. Drivers usually comply.

hOrni,

I am doing this. I have to walk along a narrow pavement next to a road to get to the nearest bus stop. During a rain it has many puddles and I’ve been splashed on many occasions. Will be making a foam brick next week.

hOrni,

“Guns not being there” is the norm for most of the world.

hOrni,

In Polish you can say, sometimes You’re pushing a Queen, sometimes You’re beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.

hOrni,

My dick is 11 units while Yours only 6.

hOrni,

This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.

hOrni,

You may be right. It’s a curse, but not an insult.

hOrni,

I’m using porta pros for more than a decade now. The best thing about them, is that they make them the same for 40 years. If a pair breaks I just buy another one, and it sounds just the same. I’m on my 3 pair now, longest one lasted 9 years.

hOrni,

Longest I’ve had a pair of Porta Pros was 9 years. They went trough 4 cables, 3 sets of pads and 2 headbands before they died.

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